Is it normal to think that everything gives you cancer?

I just found out that omega 3 capsules give you prostate cancer.
Bacon, plastic, alcohol, tobacco, cell phones, the sun, oral sex, regular sex, diesel fuel, cars, buildings, aerials, fruit, anti perspirant.

Is there anything that does not give you cancer?

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Based on 29 votes (17 yes)
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Comments ( 21 )
  • davesumba

    Nope, you hit the nail on the head right there, everything can give you cancer.

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  • ScooterNyne

    Yep. Just about everything gives you cancer. And while it's a poor justification, It's why I don't mind smoking. If I don't get it from tobacco I'll just get it from my toothpaste or some something.

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    • Hotsuma_Renjou

      or you are going to get it from other smoker so ._.

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  • Hugh*Janus

    I read somewhere that even cancer itself can give you more cancer! So it's, like, adding insult to injury, man. You've already got cancer and it makes more new cancers in other places in your body?! What kind of shit is that?

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    • handsignals

      That's very common it's called 'Metastasis'. If you get Lung cancer for example and they are able to successfully treat it, it can still pop up years latter in the Brain or Bowel or were ever.

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      • Hugh*Janus

        Thanks for the recap, Mr Wizard.

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        • handsignals

          Sarcasm gives you cancer.

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          • Hugh*Janus

            If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer.

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  • Moonbow

    I hope you don't have a dog and avoid being around them. A 2006 study in Germany revealed a link between dogs and breast cancer. Dogs carry the MMTV virus, which has been shown to cause breast cancer, and they can transmit it to women (also to men -- men can also get breast cancer, but it's rare). When I first heard about this study, I Googled every famous woman I could think of who had, or who had died of, breast cancer: Sheryl Crow, Edie Falco, Kylie Minogue (she made a film about dogs for the disabled!), Kate Jackson (made a movie about dogs and owns two big ugly turds), Suzanne Somers, Olivia Newston John, Sandra Day O'Connor, Elizabeth Edwards, Robin Roberts, Jaclyn Smith, Christina Applegate, Melissa Etheridge and several others and I located photos of every one of them with a freaking DOG or DOGS!

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  • Maya05

    This is something I've been saying for years after every time someone tells me something new 'causes cancer'

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    • shuggy-chan

      Fapping cause cancer

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      • handsignals

        I'd be dead by now dude.

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  • hairyfairy

    I don`t believe most of these cancer scare stories that I read on the internet, because most of these scare blogs are written by people who aren`t qualified, & don`t know squat about anything.

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  • Rainbow_Cookie

    Umm how do natural vegetables give you cancer?????

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  • Couman

    Don't forget wood dust.
    http://ohioline.osu.edu/aex-fact/0595_1.html

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  • IDiGAFi

    I laughed out loud when I read the title (but I actually did so, I'm not just saying it like one usually does). I believe everything gives you cancer as well. But the coherent things. Not oral sex, for instance. That's just made up and everyone knows it.

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  • Hottigene

    According to what I Hear Everthing gives you cancer so dont worry about it it just a bunch of Numbskulls saying this live your lifeto the fullest .

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  • Karmasbitch

    Yeah pretty much.
    I'm starting to not care!

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  • fukpeople

    I honestly think that that the rays electronic deveices such as computer and cell phone can contribute to cancer however I don't think the rest of what you mentioned would have the same effect, but then again I have not inquired about the rest.

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    • fukpeople

      *devices

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  • hitchman

    U all redy got Protate cancer.

    Its from fukin Gay men

    oh yeah? UR FUKIN SICK

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