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whenever i go to bed and let a part of me hang off close to the floor, i think a goblin with razor sharp teeth about to bite it clean off. i always panic and keep all my body parts in my uncomfortable bed. this stops me sleeping and even if i do sleep, i have nightmares that goblins are after me .is it normal or am i just weird?
Whenever I'm laying in bed, I'll be really uncomfortable if my feet aren't under a blanket. They feel so vulnerable, like some creature is going crawl from under my bed to sink its teeth into them. I've been less worried about it lately though, I've just been thinking more realistically about everything and it makes it seem less likely to happen.
I'm gonna eat you!That's right!
I'm gonna bite your arms off!
And you won't feel a thing until you wake up!
I'm coming to get you,you little shit!I'm gonna eat that little juicy meaty fatty limbs of yours,raw!You and your stupid teddy bear!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Watch out!There is the boogey man behind your you!He is my collegue.Sometimes we fight for leftovers.STOP LAUGHING!This is serious!
I mean it!
It's not that easy to scare children nowadays.
Xpecially if I'm the one educating them.
Wait wait,I have an idea for you:
Hang a bell to your limbs.No wait.I have even a better idea!A video surveilance system.Put a scaregoblin onto your bed and film the whole scene.Wait.A trap.Set a trap designed to catch goblins beside your bed so you catch the sneaky limbs eating monster and domesticate it. Then breed it so we all get a funny pet goblin.
I'm growing tired of houselves.They are always asking me for clothes since that hideous mudblood started her crusade to set the elves free.Oh my Voldermort this is so funny.
Riddikulus! Blimey.
My friend I have the answer to your problem. It my be hard, you might be scared but trust me its worth it. We all must face the unknown some time. I was once afraid of the dark and this is what got me past it. Its simple, face your fair. Next time this happens get out of bed and look under it! And you will find... nothing. And your fair will be gone.