Is it normal to think of elephants eating ice cream...

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Ok. So, every day when I am lying in my bed, falling asleep, I feel like a large elephant, carrying an ice cream cone with extra sprinkles will come into my bedroom, eat me, then spit me out and leave me to it's ostrich children. Then I close all the doors, lock them, shout " I am a elephant friend. Peanuts are in my brain.". I then try to sleep but still can't unless I drink a cup of milk mixed with dr. Pepper and a touch of peanut sauce. When& I tell my friends, they walk away. I am lonely and confused. I cry every day at 4:13 now. Why don't my friends think this is normal? Does it happen to anyone else?

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  • kellstar
    13 years ago

    This sounds soooo fake!

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  • littlekitty42310
    12 years ago

    it sounds like you were trippin' hard on some acid.

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  • KittyCatCurse
    13 years ago

    If this is true...you might want to get some help...or it might be meds.My mom forgot to take hers and it gives her bad dreams :<

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  • Shrunk
    13 years ago

    lol'd
    awesome story
    if it's true you have nothing to worry about, cos you're awesome... hel even if u made it up tht's pretty cool too. great imagination!

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  • whatthehellnow
    13 years ago

    This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read.

    I like it.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Turn this into an animation. Share your sleeping ritual with the world!!!!

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  • Bubbles-for-life
    11 years ago

    4:13? Always? RIGHT ON 4:13?? Next time you troll try to leave out the little details x}

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Interesting...

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    This is because you're so Obiously FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD,and a MENACE TO SOCIETY.

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  • 1nfestor
    12 years ago

    It wouldve been normal if it wasnt EXTRA sprinkles... Tsk tsk
    Have it normal and have a regular dose of spinkles sheesh.

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  • 928346721
    13 years ago

    Yes man this happens to me ALL the time!

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  • SillyKitty55
    13 years ago

    sounds fake but that is hilarioussss

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    LOL U FTW I LOVE U

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