Is it normal to think my wife is an idiot....
...when she asks me to show her how to use a screwdriver?!? A table saw, a band saw, yes, but a screwdriver? How do I respond to that? "Oh, sure honey, flat blade does these types of screws, the ones that look like crosses, use this one. It's called a phillips head." The kicker here is that she's used screwdrivers before, so I don't know. I'm confused.