Is it normal to think my sperm has super powers!?

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When ever I retain my semen over long periods of time I notice a major change in my mind & body-

everything gained must be retained :that's power:

When in masturbation mode the body feels weak, sorry and lame-

sperm was created for the creation of a another
human-being.

To waste the most magical elixir known to
mankind for minutes of pleasure is blasphemous
to your own nature-

"Know Your Kryptonite" change your habits change your life!

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Comments ( 19 )
  • --ash--
    13 years ago | pl

    If u rub it on your face, U won't get wrinkles either!!!

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  • Deceiver
    13 years ago | pl

    lol i see you as a white geek that plays with your starwars toys and legos

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago | pl

    So you don't shit either?

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  • AnantaX
    13 years ago

    Dude!

    Me too!

    I feel like after I build up enough sperm for my ship's blast-off, I feel like my sperm has acidic abilities and can corrode metal.

    That, or I feel like it has dog-like powers. Because when I tell it to sit like I tell my dog, it stays. Only my dog doesn't stay sadly. /: She gets excited and jumps around.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    So stop masturbating? you do know that when you'll have a wet dream you will ejaculate losing your magical juice and you might not even know. What will you do about that?

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  • killiminati
    13 years ago

    You can't run out of sperm lol

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  • deepthought33
    13 years ago

    Actually I read a book about Eastern martial arts. It said that vital chi energy is released during an ejaculation so, to me, that kind of makes sense.

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  • RawrzMmm
    13 years ago

    this has to be a joke.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Retaining your sperm isn't a good idea, I don't think. Plus the male body is always continually producing semen, you can't run out.

    And what the heck is masturbation mode? lmao

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    • AnantaX
      13 years ago

      I think masturbation mode is when he transforms, kind of like a werewolf under the full moon, and loses all his powers because he lets it all out. I'm not too sure, though. :D

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  • artFreak
    13 years ago

    HEy! Study biology!!...sperm does not waste.. Whenever u want u can "produce" it! There's no any bottle there, and it doesn't gets empty if u r in the proper age of course!

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  • me1993
    9 years ago

    yay "Super Sperm" =)

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  • Shafto
    10 years ago

    Boxers and MMAs abstain from sex and masturbation before fights because they need all their strength. The OP is really onto something, here.

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  • Rhuarc
    12 years ago

    More power to ya.

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  • pay2play
    13 years ago

    Rub some cum into your brain.

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  • Uzzie101
    13 years ago

    By this man's logic, women should'nt have periods or else they'll lose their super powers.
    ok.

    -_-

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  • PilgrimJim
    13 years ago

    well, well, well, you are the anti-wanker well done! please continue gaining power and never let your sacred spunk go. please for the sake of human kind, let it curdle in your dozy bollocks.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Lololol

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  • fcanovas
    13 years ago

    Enjoy masturbation without feeling guilty, you Will produce more , and before one reaches an ovule inside girls body, its like sweat: you need to sweat, you need yo enjoy sex. Its better to find a GF

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