Is it normal to think i'm an ai beta?

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I'm a very solemn, logical person. I take expressions literally, I don't really understand a lot of people's feelings, and I am very intelligent.

So I've decided that I'm an AI beta. Programmers in a world like mine are trying to make an android that's passably human, so it must act human. They can't whip up something from scratch, so they put the AI in a virtual environment to see how it reacts. When I sleep, that's when they update my code.

That guy who cut me off in traffic yesterday? He was created to test my aggression. The guy who tried to swipe my wallet? He was created to test my reaction time. My few friends are less sophisticated AI being fed lines by the programming team to test my social skills.

I've thought this out for a while.

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  • Clunk42
    3 years ago

    That sounds kind of like autism to me.

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  • Cliche1234
    3 years ago

    You probably think you sound cool but everything in this post screams you're actually suffering from mental illness.

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    Autism. Intelligent and dumb

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  • Tingles18
    3 years ago

    No offence, and I also don't mean to scare you, but for some reason what you described sounds like potential psychopathy. o.O

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    Nope.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    3 years ago

    Sounds like paranoia to me, do you remember when it started?

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  • litelander8
    3 years ago

    You could have your DNA sampled.

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  • SmokeEverything
    3 years ago

    It's pretty narcisistic to think the entire world exists specifically for you.

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  • Ehmn
    3 years ago

    It's normal to feel this way, like maybe you're on the Truman show or something. However, the fact that you can tell you're very solemn and logical compared to other people shows that you have some feelings, and probably aren't an android. Also, as cool as I think androids would be, mind uploading is probably the best option in terms of the future of robot bodies.

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  • --
    3 years ago

    My penis must be AI, its simply beta then what other men have.

    My missus is an AI, She bleaches her hair to show she has artificial intelligence. We all know about blond peoples intelligence, right.

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    • miealone
      3 years ago

      😂😂

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