Is it normal to think about wanting to slap my girlfriend with hotdogs

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Sometimes my girlfriend will not listen to me. This both pisses me off and makes me uncontrollably horny. My mind immediately turns to the prospect of slapping my girlfriend in the face several times with a franks hotdog to both get my point across and to fulfill my sexual desires. Is this normal? My friends have stopped talking to me recently because of this behavior.

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  • Paigiepoo
    7 years ago

    huh, i almost didn't respond to this because it is what it is…. yet, an old partner of mine was getting increasingly bitchy. one night she went to the bathroom… so i farted n her water glass then pot the coaster on top. knowing when she came back … she would be mad"why is the coaster on top?"i checked it out and it stunk really bad, so i didn't go through with it. you should try a trout

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  • Ellenna
    7 years ago

    So your friends aren't talking to you and your gf doesn't always listen to you? Now I wonder why that would be .......

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    7 years ago

    git the ones all linked together so yall can whip her

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  • Tealights
    7 years ago

    I feel bad I found this amusing. lol

    Anyway, don't waste food, buy a hotdog pillow that looks like a hotdog and throw it at her.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    7 years ago

    Is your penis too damn small to slap her face with.

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  • penisdump
    7 years ago

    sounds like you're just turning lemons into lemonade. She ignores you, and you turn it into horny. And who doesn't like hotdogs? It's a win-win-win as far as I can tell.
    And if your friends won't talk to you after some frank-slapping, honestly, they're not your real friends to begin with.

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  • Thorolf
    7 years ago

    Well, that's weird. Why a hot dog exactly?

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  • Fenrirr
    7 years ago

    do it

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