Is it normal to test this type of diet plan?

I need serious answers only with this people.
So, here's the deal. I've contacted a trustworthy donor off Craigslist to gradually save up a gallon sized container of his own semen (so he says) for over night delivery to my home. My studies and findings say it does have many nutritional benefits but not in small amounts. I'm frequently shopping around for different diets to achieve a maximum level of vitality but haven't found one reliable diet plan. However; I've heard it rumored that a celebrity such as Mick Jagger actually visited the emergency room to get his stomach pumped due to a massive semen consumption. I'm worried that may happen to me and it would be extremely embarrassing to explain that to the 911 operator or paramedics. But the real problem here is that I've been waiting for over a month for this guy to exert a gallons worth of his baby gravy and I wouldn't think something like that would take that amount of time to achieve. I've already paid this gentleman $1000 dollars for the trouble (technically pleasure) of sending me this. I just hope I'm not being scammed or severely misled on this one...or both.

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  • dickwashington

    please dont buy seamen off a stranger on internet!

    just saying i didnt read the whole thing i saw seamen and craigslist and i just stoped

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