Is it normal to talk on the phone while you're pooping/on the toilet?

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Personally, I hate going to the bathroom. It's a waste of time. In order to alleviate my frustration regarding the fact that I'm in fact, not a vampire, and therefore have to eat food and poop it out later, I try to combine activities in order to make toilet time more efficient.

Sometimes I read, play video games, or smoke a cigarette - but what I want to know is whether or not it's normal to talk to people on the phone while you're dropping a deuce. Furthermore, do you tell them? Or secretly squeeze it out, muting the phone if you know it's going to be a big one?

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  • chewy
    13 years ago

    what about if after you are done taking a shit and you get up the phone falls in the toilet ever thought of that?

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  • help_is_here
    13 years ago

    @moomus: what if you have explosive diarrhea? I don't think the TP would block gas and shit sounds exploding thunderously out of your bum.

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  • Nicolelynn21
    13 years ago

    Haha i do it.. With my close friends :)

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    I have done this before but only when I had a really important call.

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  • KatieLiz
    12 years ago

    Yeah I do it

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  • (:sweet:)
    13 years ago

    Sure its normal what they dont know wont hurt um. Just dont drop ur activities in the pooper.

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  • AussieBlonde
    13 years ago

    I always talk on phone while doing the bizz. I tell them to,its multitasking, obviously Im not going to use the phone with the same hand I wipe my arse with.

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  • WhiteGuy
    13 years ago

    I poop and watch [scrubs] at the same time, I bring my comp into the bathroom.

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  • moomus
    13 years ago

    @help is here.... Perhaps if u have explosive dihorea then maybe not talk on phone....

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  • MadMar
    13 years ago

    LMAO @help

    Crumble paper?!?!?! Do you want to fuck up the toilet?

    I do it but it's someone I know well. Like a best friend or my mom. LOL I have called my mom/friend saying I am taking a shit and it made me think of you. Maybe people think its gross but whatever. It happens and I'm sure most people have done it a time or two. Don't lie.

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  • TheGuyYouLike
    13 years ago

    Yes I'm not the only one!

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  • carlos69
    13 years ago

    I do it all the time. Its kinda awkward when you need to wipe though.

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  • xxxMissFitxxx
    13 years ago

    When I was a kid, me and my friend were on the walkie talkies when I was doing it and she knew about it, it was funny.

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  • Keng
    13 years ago

    I always do it, but to be fair to the other party and so they're not taken aback, I always let them know at the onset of the call.

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  • derppiness
    13 years ago

    There alot of jokes if mexicans doing it all the time so I see no problem it true half the time I haven't talked on the phone but have texted I guess it could be a little awkward if they found out u did tho

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  • tori
    13 years ago

    @chewablegum

    I think that all the time!

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    • chewy
      13 years ago

      i thought i was the only one good thing im not :)

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  • Faceless
    13 years ago

    I have the habit of only reading my one bathroom book while I empty my bowels. And its seriously Kahlil Gibrans The Prophet. Weird, No?

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  • howaminotmyself
    13 years ago

    You need to get your priorities straight.

    But I sometimes take my phone with me, but only if it's my mom or husband on the phone. This is a time I prefer to be alone.

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  • moomus
    13 years ago

    When on the phone on the crapper, scrunch up some toilet paper and drop it down the bowl, so when you "go" the person on the other end doesn't hear a thing and you don't get splashback. Works every time.....

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  • the_officer
    13 years ago

    I wouldn't, personally, but that's not to say it's not normal. I do however take my phone in there, but that's more to play games or read something on a website (something to pass the time, like you mentioned before).

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