Is it normal to talk like this?
Below are four ways that I speak. I've never heard anyone else do so, hence my curiosity.
One, I love playing with words. Twisting them, adding things. This habit is a little spread out to avoid confusion, but I'll say things like, "Want za mollalolatov or za bottla Boomie bile?" when I'm playing Left 4 Dead with a friend and there's available equipment nearby. What I'm actually asking is, "Do you want the molotov or the bottle of Boomer bile?" It's fun and utterly amusing.
The second is my mostly consistent use of nadsat. This was inspired by A Clockwork Orange, a book I'm currently reading quite avidly. Instead of saying, "I think that young man over there deserves a swift hit on the head!" I'll say, "I think that molodoy moodge over there deserves a skorry tolchock on the gulliver!" My words are better understood by close friends who take an interest in the speech pattern (I like to teach it to them sometimes) compared to mere acquaintances and strangers. It's also very fun talking like this. I actually would of used it here, but for the sake of anonymity I didn't.
NOTE: I never play with nadsat.
Third is just a little thing I do unintentionally. Soft "th" sounds are replaced with a "f" sound. Thanks becomes "fanks" and birthday becomes "birfday". Stuff like that.
On a related note, the fourth and final habit is experimentation. You see how I said "za" up above in number one? Yeah. Hard "th" sounds are "z" sounds, softer "th" sounds can become "s" sounds, "w" sounds become "v" sounds, "y" sounds turn into "j" sounds. Another thing is mix in foreign words. I use ja (or da, it's inconsistent, hai is used rarely) in place of yes, nein (or nyet) in place of no and many more. A lot of German is used...
Anyway, those are the things I do. Like I said, I've NEVER heard anyone else speak like this and I want to know if it's okay to continue.