Is it normal to talk like this?

Below are four ways that I speak. I've never heard anyone else do so, hence my curiosity.

One, I love playing with words. Twisting them, adding things. This habit is a little spread out to avoid confusion, but I'll say things like, "Want za mollalolatov or za bottla Boomie bile?" when I'm playing Left 4 Dead with a friend and there's available equipment nearby. What I'm actually asking is, "Do you want the molotov or the bottle of Boomer bile?" It's fun and utterly amusing.

The second is my mostly consistent use of nadsat. This was inspired by A Clockwork Orange, a book I'm currently reading quite avidly. Instead of saying, "I think that young man over there deserves a swift hit on the head!" I'll say, "I think that molodoy moodge over there deserves a skorry tolchock on the gulliver!" My words are better understood by close friends who take an interest in the speech pattern (I like to teach it to them sometimes) compared to mere acquaintances and strangers. It's also very fun talking like this. I actually would of used it here, but for the sake of anonymity I didn't.
NOTE: I never play with nadsat.

Third is just a little thing I do unintentionally. Soft "th" sounds are replaced with a "f" sound. Thanks becomes "fanks" and birthday becomes "birfday". Stuff like that.

On a related note, the fourth and final habit is experimentation. You see how I said "za" up above in number one? Yeah. Hard "th" sounds are "z" sounds, softer "th" sounds can become "s" sounds, "w" sounds become "v" sounds, "y" sounds turn into "j" sounds. Another thing is mix in foreign words. I use ja (or da, it's inconsistent, hai is used rarely) in place of yes, nein (or nyet) in place of no and many more. A lot of German is used...

Anyway, those are the things I do. Like I said, I've NEVER heard anyone else speak like this and I want to know if it's okay to continue.

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  • no..just no

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  • Vampyra

    Wild. Simply wild.

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  • MisaMeow

    Awh, you're kinda cute to me.. like I usually replace the word 'Is' to 'Ish' , from 'thats' become 'dats', 'kitty' to 'kitteh' ,'happy' to 'happeh', 'stop' to 'stahp' and use the word 'jush' instead of 'just'. I'll use the word fank sometimes, but I'd rather use the word 'dankiesh(thankies from the word thank-ish)' too lol. :3

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  • Vyzr

    Such extensive thoughtzno hath thou been used! You are the gender of bender who knows how to talk.

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  • lsdiddy

    Wtf...?

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  • monkeypuffs

    i say birfday too lol

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  • bubblicious775

    Me and all my friends switch around Ls and Ns so love becomes nove and stuff we have done it since 7th grade. But it's normal now.
    And when we were in 5th grade up till 7th we used a lisp we thought it sounded cool.

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  • t7796

    lol great!

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  • MikaRose

    Yes and no..with the right friends its funny, but if you need to be serious like at a job interview....... heck no, as long as you know the line to not do it

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  • Christoph

    I Vueant Ju To Get Ito Zi Vouds Immmediately!

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  • @imgx64
    I've actually been trying to get my hands on that particular story. My enemy, Procrastination, has been looming over me though.

    @randomjelly
    Danke. I can't explain why, but a huge smile took over my face when I read your comment. Same to you, unameko.

    BUT THAT PERCENTAGE.

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  • randomjelly

    You are one weird yet cute little nerd. This post made me giggle.

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  • imgx64

    I hate people who do that in normal conversations. But sometimes, in written literature, it can be fun to read.

    As an aside, I suggest you read Lewis Carroll's "Through the looking glass."
    Twas brillig...

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  • Whats so great about normal?

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  • Oh God that percentage of normality! Perhaps I should work on stopping, but I usually talk like that without meaning to. A-at least it isn't below 20%...

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  • kellstar

    Replacing the th for f like fanks instead of thanks I understand a little bit but I just don't understand the rest if what u do. If your friends understand u though and u have fun with it then go ahead. Doesn't sound like your hurting anyone so it's fine :)

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  • unameko

    it's cute! haha

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