Is it normal to talk about fetus boners on a date?

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me: your so pretty if i was pregnant and had a fetus, me and the fetus would both have boners right now

Her: HAHAHAHHA
(tip toes her finger on my leg and grabs my dick from my shorts)

me: get off!

her: oh shut up, you know you love it.

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Based on 11 votes (3 yes)
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Comments ( 9 )
  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Me -youre so twisted if I knew your mom when she was pregnant I would have pushed her down the stairs.
    You -oh I wish you would have
    Me -next time buddy, next time.
    You -oh thank you kind stranger for taking the time out of your lame life to assist in my most ridiculous of predicaments.

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    11 years ago

    Wow, what an awesome mentally stimulating, scintillating IIN post.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I've no idea how you got this through moderation, but hats off to you, sir! :)

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    • TerryVie
      11 years ago

      the only reasonable explanation is that this IS by a mod. or someone likes retarded humor(d, not t).

      Plus it'd be a specific intersex-quote. I can see that being a preparation for a surprise later that night, when the partner realizes they got themselves a double-deal.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        Or less than a single deal. The one intersex person I've met didn't have a big enough opening for regular sex. :P

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        • TerryVie
          11 years ago

          A pity to hear. -_-
          Guess i'll fine-tune my phantasies back to Thai "Ladyboys" then. *shrug*

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          • dappled
            11 years ago

            Yeah, if you can cope with the competition. Everybody secretly likes them. :P

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            • TerryVie
              11 years ago

              well, i want to eventually have an experience with one :)
              All beautiful exotic girl AND a pleasure stick, what's not to like. ^_^

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Did you have sex? It doesn't count if you didn't have sex.

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