Is it normal to store your farts in bottles and sniff them?

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I really like to sniff my old farts. I know this might seem obvious, but your farts smell differently depending on what you've been eating (wet curry farts are the best,) so I like to keep a collection of different farts and sniff them throughout the day. Is this fucked up or not? I told one of my friends and he gave me this really weird look and I think he told my other friends. :/

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  • lesbianBaklavaSociety
    5 years ago

    I store my farts naturally in sofa cushions and car seats for others to enjoy. It's selfish to keep them bottled up for yourself.

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  • davcr
    5 years ago

    NO! THAT'S DISGUSTING!

    You should store them in plastic bags like a civilized person.

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  • jenyouflex
    5 years ago

    I like the smell of my farts, especially when I eat cumin. I sit on my hand and fart and then smell it. Mmmmm.

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  • Bipolarjetlag
    5 years ago

    I will send you 1 Angel and pray for you child 😇🕯

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  • Darkknight
    5 years ago

    Nope this would not be normal.

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    • bigbudchonga
      5 years ago

      Thank you :)

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  • Checkmate_King
    5 years ago

    Troll

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  • COSMICPSYCHO
    5 years ago

    What type of bottles do you use?

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    • bigbudchonga
      5 years ago

      I use a variety, my aim is to try and get as wide a top as possible so I can be as efficient as possible.

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      • COSMICPSYCHO
        5 years ago

        What type of food do you eat for best results?

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        • bigbudchonga
          5 years ago

          Curry is really good. As a general rule meat in some kind of sloppy spicey sauce smell really good.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Try rotting meat farts

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  • Pumpurrnickel
    5 years ago

    SAD!

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    Not normal in my books.

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  • McBean
    5 years ago

    Your assignment, should you choose to accept it is to light the captured assgas on fire.

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    • bigbudchonga
      5 years ago

      Looool, tbf I don't like the broccoli one that much. When I've got lots in I'll try it.

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