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I am a bisexual male and I like shoving things up my ass. Usually pens and pencils. Every time I go for a sh*t I stick at least 1 sheet of toilet paper up there. I borrow my gfs dildo all the time. Is this normal?
Rubber dildo and lube needed. Don't use those rubber dinosaurs you had as a kid, or a Barbie.
Well thats gross. But its not my place to judge. Quit sticking pens in your asshole. You're going to puncture something and end up shitting into a plastic bag for the rest of your life. Stick to dildos. Gross. I just said that. Anyway. I saw an episode of 1000 ways to die where a girl used a carrot on her chach. It caused a micro-tear which lead to an embolism. She died masturbating with a carrot.
Don't die with a pencil in your ass dude.
There are many nerve endings down there so, it makes sense that it would feel good. Personally, the thought does not bring arousing thoughts to my mind. I'm not into it. I have a hard time fathoming the notion of me EVER engaging in anal sex or anal stimulation in general. What if it brings back unsettling memories? I also don't want to have to have an enema either.
I bet what you really want is some guys cock up your fucking ass. You could at least admit it. Go on Craigslist. Lots of guys will fuck you in the arse especially if you are young.
Are you at least using an enema and some type of lube? If you lack those two things, your doing it wrong.
I dare you to draw some pictures with those pens and pencils in that 'little brown cave'.