Is it normal to stay normal?

Since strangeness has consequences whether good or bad I’m now normal and proud of it. However in trying to get away with something, to not be normal, isn’t going to work with the authorities. Every part of a doctor is a sign that they don’t get you if they recognise your normalcy. It’s hard, since strangeness is a temptation, like it’s alright. But I don’t feel all that alright, Miller Place is playing with me, the client Robbie is telling me how to behave, and that makes me angry. Only then in that time I was normal, no more pretending, he didn’t bother me as much, I simply avoided him. I came “home” with a shopping bag of sweets and Ian, the old man who lives there, came “home” with a shopping bag of crisps, it’s as if each client had the munchies for junk food. Analysing its parts I see sugar and chili powder on top of the “hot or wot” sweets, these sweets I bought, the hot or wot, Jakeman’s menthol, and peppermint humbugs, are sweets galore as humbugs are black with white stripes. Understanding the parts, it’s glossiness, sugar, colourings, etc, in a bag all the bags of sweets are in, which is white and purple, with hot or wot it’s big (about 1 inch in diametre), round, red, powdery on the top, and has a horizontal narrow line all around the middle of it. I put on my suit and tie and acted like everyone else. This is how I began staying normal, is that normal?

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80% Normal
Based on 5 votes (4 yes)
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  • chuy

    No one is "normal"

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    • Hansberger

      If you prefer gourmand over the other fancy eaters (gourmet, epicure, etc), I suppose as a minority group it's not normal, I tried being an epicurean once but I was in so much trouble for drinking wine, for me it's wiser to be a gourmand. But other "normal" things include sweets that aren't too different, made the old-fashioned way, the Sour Patch Max is particularly good, the rest of The Natural Confectionery Company's sweets are made cheaply, cheap and nasty. I don't eat other people's sweets anymore because I don't know how cheap it is, it might not taste good, the next sweet I'm getting is grape. I bought those dark choc orange balls and those are a fine delicacy, do try it! A gourmand isn't supposed to eat average or cheap normal foods, a gourmand is supposed to have luxurious good foods like the Pho Chicken rice noodles (trust me, it's soy protein not meat), and the creamy tom yum, and also fine cheeses such as Danish blue, and wine, and also caviar, and mushroom stroganoff. This is all a luxury because it was hard to obtain in my previous house (Miller Place) and now that I have more money in my new house (Oldfield) it's easier to get luxurious good food and drink, I just don't tell them I'm drinking alcohol.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    most normal thing ive read today

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    • Hansberger

      If I saw a cream biscuit on the ground I wouldn't eat it because there may be ants on it. I know what to do: to buy sweets while a housemate buys crisps.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        people eat ants

        good wayta supplement what must be a gigantic budget to keep yall fed hans

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        • Hansberger

          There's no way I'm taking ants as a delicacy, I'm into wine, caviar, gourmet cheeses and other (lacto-pescetarian) gourmand foods and drinks.

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