Is it normal to stand when i poo?

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I stand like I would peeing
I like it because then I don't get splashing water to my ass

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Based on 196 votes (37 yes)
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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    But wouldn't the water splash elsewhere?

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  • RubyCane
    12 years ago

    Go get a "B-52" tattoo inked on your butt cheeks! XDDD

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  • ABUCMH
    12 years ago

    I laughed my ass off reading this.

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    • StarScream18
      12 years ago

      Lmfao so did I.

      I love this site.

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  • Nothingwrong123456
    11 years ago

    I dO this because i never find toilet seats to actually be clean and i squat not stand, it is so much better , MAIN reason being its more clean

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  • Emma27
    11 years ago

    A few years back I always loved to stand in front of the toilet a poo standing up because it felt different. You have made me think about doing that again now... thanks:)

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  • ummm123
    11 years ago

    all the comments here are hilarious

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    There's no way you do that without getting it on the back of your legs...

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  • 4theloveofdez
    12 years ago

    If you stand and the turd is coming from a height the splash potential is higher isn't it?

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  • ccjigsaw
    12 years ago

    Splashing water on your ass is refreshing. You should embrace that gift.

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  • blackalica
    12 years ago

    You should try takin a shit while doing a split....that's what I do and it comes out smooth as a whistle

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  • InvadingPotatoLeader
    12 years ago

    Throw some toilet paper in the toilet so it won't splash.
    Not too much though!
    Then you have a high risk of poop stuck in the pipe.

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  • mariposa
    12 years ago

    Poop throwing guy?

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  • Sidekickz
    12 years ago

    Watch out!!! Its toilet ninja!!!

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  • Sweetz
    12 years ago

    Bend them knees and spread them cheeks

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  • theytookthisone
    12 years ago

    I hope you mean "squat" and not stand LOL

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  • PumpkinKate
    12 years ago

    Might sound crude, but... do you pry your butt cheeks apart while you do it? Otherwise... wouldn't it... um... y'know... like, squish out between them? x_x

    Sounds like you'd go through a lot of toilet paper. Or I hope you have a bidet.

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  • Thatguy777
    12 years ago

    How the fuck does it get from your ass to the toilet whilst standing up!?

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  • mario1noob
    12 years ago

    U no shit in bucket ✊

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  • mario1noob
    12 years ago

    U no shit on floor ✊

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    • 1marcelfilms
      12 years ago

      No i dont, i just started practising in public toilets so no mess in mah house

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  • hustleTrees
    12 years ago

    people who make fake questions to try and be funny = lesser in society. die

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