Is it normal to stand by the bathroom and listen to your roommate poop

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When I think my roommate is about to go "number two," I like to stand outside the door and quietly eavesdrop on his bowels. I then rate his poop on a scale of 1-10, taking into account such things as how strong the splash is, and how much time between splashes, and whether or not there's any vocalizations (i.e., grunting, sighing or "Jesus help me").

Of course, he doesn't know I do this. I record it privately in my journal.

Does anyone else do this? It's so easy to not get caught.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Holy crap, this is by biggest poop fear. Thanks for making it a reality -_-

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Yikes... Are you sure this isn't the beginning of scat fetish?

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  • Sog
    10 years ago

    I know this is a troll post, but my roommate did something similar to this in college. He would walk around to other peoples apartments and ask to use their bathroom saying that he was locked out. He kind of loosely knew these people so they would generally let him in. Then he had a blog where he would post about their hospitality, how clean the bathroom was, how his s*** looked and how hard it was to flush.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      I fail to see how an inference that this is a troll post can be made. I do this exact same thing at work. And record my observations in a journal as well, for both further study and group discussion.

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      • SkullsNRoses
        10 years ago

        Group discussion? Are you the same group who compare their faeces in jars?

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        • noid
          9 years ago

          Lol. People are crazy!

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago

          I would need to be enlightened as to what "faeces" are?

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          • SkullsNRoses
            9 years ago

            Shits. Look up the story 'Keeping feces in jars', it makes for an interesting read.

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