Is it normal to stalk cute guys on facebook?

I have those days where I'll be stalking a random guy's FB and try to FIGURE out who he is and what he does. I'll read his timeline posts from start to finish. I'll check out all his photos. I'll even take a peek at all the other details in his FB if possible. The more information I can gather about said guy, the better. In other words, I'm like the "gay detective".

From the info I've gathered so far:

- He's in the navy
- He's an engineering major
- He goes to university
- He went to Greece for vacation a couple years ago
- He likes to make cute faces
- He might be gay

Heck, he doesn't live too far from me and works at an electrical company close by my house. Admittedly I'm having slight urges to stalk him irl too, but because I can't even drive yet I'm unable to do so (bummer, right?). Idk what's wrong with me. I just find the thrill of meeting/stalking cute guys exciting. It really gets me pumped up and on the go. Perhaps it's the testosterone lol.

Anyways... call me delusional if you want, but I'll daydream all day and make up these false memories in my mind of the two of us together--talking, laughing, flirting, and lots n' lots of kisses and cuddles. And of course, lots of sex too, hell yeah! You know... like a gay match made in heaven. Two men who met by fate and fell madly in love with each other. Ever since then, the happy gay couple found a place of their own and lived happily ever after. It's completely perfect in my eyes.

This can't be just a fairy tale fantasy of mine. I CANNOT accept the high likelihood of us never meeting. I'm compelled to MEET him somehow, somewhere, someday. If it means I have to sacrifice everything in my life just to be with HIM, I'll freaking do it.

Love conquers all. Period.

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Based on 11 votes (6 yes)
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Comments ( 4 )
  • Terence_the_viking

    Stalking is not normal get a fucking hobby.

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    • shuggy-chan

      Yeah or at least go outside and do something

      I mean they said they can't even drive yet so is there homework They need to be doing or something

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  • richardgerecameinmyass

    People would be freaking out if instead this post was about a guy saying he likes to stalk cute girls on facebook. Painal is the punishment of life.

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  • ihatewhenasquirrelcrawlsinmyea

    Idk

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