Is it normal to squat instead of sit to take a dump?

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I have taken up squatting to take a number 2, as opposed to sitting. I am able to take a much more complete and voluminous dump, in much less time, than if I were to sit on the commode. It "empties me out" very nicely.
I've been doing this for a year now, and one major benefit I've seen is that the nasty, bleeding, slowly worsening hemorrhoids I've had since I was 14 years old are COMPLETELY GONE. I haven't so much as shat one drop of blood in almost a year!
The problem is, I can't travel or go anyplace for more than a day or two with this new bathroom habit of mine. How could I do this in a public bathroom? I'm too heavy to squat on the toilet (215 pounds and it's mostly muscle, so don't tell me to lose weight.) I could break a toilet if I squatted on the rim. What I do, is put Bounty on the bathroom floor and crap on that...
So I guess it's not normal, huh? Am I going to have go back to the greasy Preparation H, sore, swollen, itching, oozing lumps hanging from my a$$hole, and bloody gore on my TP to have a "normal" life?

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  • Tazwiz
    11 years ago

    Okay I apologise for the utter rubbish spelling in my last comment ( I wrote it at 4:30 in the morning) suite was meant too be sure and there were a few i's instead of you's! Sorry!!! In my defence the spell check did the most damage

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  • Tazwiz
    11 years ago

    I have no clue if it's normal... I kind of doubt it... Im not too sure y I'm telling I this because it was a bit of a weird question! I'm site there are others out there! I know I don't understand properly but can't I sit down normally if it's only now and then? Have u tried ?

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  • PapzBSlim
    11 years ago

    Do what is necessary. Bring Lysol to wipe under the Bounty paper towels maybe? Can you squat on the rim of the toilet bowl but not on the toilet seat? Wish you luck.

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  • Emma27
    11 years ago

    Sounds good to me.

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