Is it normal to squash bugs with my penis?

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This is becoming an issue in my life. I'm not sure when it all happened. It started with dead bugs. Little ones. Ants became flys. Ladybugs became bees. I grew to like the sting.
My wife has been threatening to leave if I don't get help. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this.

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Based on 3 votes (1 yes)
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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    Let us know when you get to something exciting like a scorpion or a black widow spider.

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    • Poopballs
      7 years ago

      I like how your comment has more likes than my post has votes. I'll keep you updated.

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      • Rusty-Rider
        7 years ago

        There's just no accounting for some people's taste.
        :=)
        Play safely.

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  • xfg15
    7 years ago

    I behead small mammals with my sphincter.

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    • Poopballs
      7 years ago

      Yo same.

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  • Anewbis
    7 years ago

    Hey! Pick on something your own size! ...wait

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    That sounds really unsanitary.

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