Is it normal to smoke meth with grandma?

When I was 12 my grandma gave me my first hit of ice. Ever since I've been hooked. She still has me break into cars for here to get shit to trade to the man. I need help.

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Based on 155 votes (27 yes)
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  • _Molotov_Cocktail_

    I was ceremoniously handed my first Molotov cocktail by my grandmother. Here in Leningrad all the children recieve their first Molotov cocktail from their grandmothers at age three. The Russian national anthem starts playing, and we all throw them at a wall painted with the American flag. I still have a piece of shrapnel from mine. Good times.

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  • anti-hero

    *sniff, sniff* I smell troll meat.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Mmmm... Tastes crackly, kinda like pork rinds

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      • anti-hero

        MMMMM... chicharones.

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        • RoseIsabella

          ;)

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  • Dot123

    Cool story, bro.

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  • dirtybirdy

    I smoke moth. Its like dust.

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    • braintrip

      dem mothballs...mmmhm

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  • angelbee11

    Perfectly normal, all grandmothers do this

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  • you do something that strong with granny? o.o

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  • Geneva5

    My whole family smokes meth together also. I had my first pipe when I was 2 years old. Fuckn love me ice pipes. We steal and whore ourselves as a family too for cash for more ice.

    Don't worry it's totally normal.

    Fuck ice rocks !!!!

    Better than that shit old crack we use to have to smoke.

    I even shoot it straight into my ballsack sometimes just as a joke.

    Keep up the good work.

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    • _Molotov_Cocktail_

      Your life is worthless my friend. The kindest thing to do would be a humane execution. Give me a moment while I prepare a Molotov cocktail.

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      • Geneva5

        Why don't you just drink the petrol fuckface !

        You are so not as gangster as me.

        Everybody know that.

        $2

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  • mixwell

    Not even close to funny or creative.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I really can't picture a little old lady doing meth.

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    • Geneva5

      I've got some vids I can put on YouTube if you want. Might br difficult because of the nudity.

      I'll let you know how it goes.

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  • Avant-Garde

    That's not good.

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  • EccentricWeird

    Better with granny who cares about you than some Irish guy.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Some Irish guy? Hahaha...I once knew a guy from Belfast who practically made love to tequila.

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      • EccentricWeird

        I don't trust the Irish.

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        • Geneva5

          No one trusts those paddy bastards !

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        • RoseIsabella

          Hahaha... I once practically had to carry this ole boy out of the bar. He was a mess, he had the sweetest puppy dog eyes and face but what a mess! Poor little walking stereotype.

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          • EccentricWeird

            I bet his farts smelled like vinegar.

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            • NotStrangeBird

              I once worked with a guy that was half Irish and half Eskimo (He'd say "I'm not Eskimo, I'm Innuit, Dammit!!! But whatever).

              Talk about being genetically fucked when it comes to drinking, this guy was ridiculous.

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  • RoseIsabella

    How many teeth is Granny missing? Don't be mad or insulted. I'm just curious.

    Try going to an NA meeting or a CMA meeting.

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  • 3rdXsTheCharm

    No it's not normal. Get help.

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    • Geneva5

      Keep smoking till you actually become spider man. It's worth the effort !

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  • Eveyana

    In hindsight, I'm glad I had a very strict, principled, family. When I was younger, I complained that they were too strict and that I wished they would just let me do whatever I wanted. Reading the OPs post made me realize how blessed I actually was.

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    • Geneva5

      Yeah you are blessed by god because Jesus loves everyone - even you ! GO JESUS !

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      • Eveyana

        What the hell does Jesus have to do with anything? I'm not even christian. I'm agnostic.

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        • Geneva5

          Jesus invented the toilet.

          It has more to do with Jesus then you realize.

          Ps: I am a psychic wolf

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          • Eveyana

            And this, kids, is why you shouldn't do drugs. ^

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            • Geneva5

              ^ and this is why you should not act like a cock licker -

              I can smell the ball juice on yr breath from here.

              Go back to your church and masturbate.

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        • Geneva5

          Sure you are / more likely photo copier toner refill might manager.

          Please sell yr Internet.

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  • davesumba

    Never try meth, especially that young. It is too good and addictive of a drug, and is probably one of the hardest drugs to stop doing. There is a legal heroin you can buy in smoke shops called Kratom, try some less harmful plants that you can get high off of that come straight from the ground to you, nothing added. Marijuana, mushrooms, HBWR (LSA/Hawaiian baby wood rose seeds) and I just found out about this Kratom last week. Like I always say, if it comes from the ground, pound it down. If it is created by men, it'll have you wanting again and again.

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    • Geneva5

      Shut up hippie !

      Meth fukn rocks !

      Best life choice I ever made -

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Granny put that cookie down.

    It's not a cookie.

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    • Geneva5

      Yeah it's a dildo / dual purpose ice pipe.

      LooksHot in that video though - did the burns on her asshole stop leaking pus ?

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      • Terence_the_viking

        Hahawut?

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  • JayPr'zBaddest

    You and grandma should head to rehab. Thats really all the help i can offer.

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  • pieceofmyheart

    Sure it is. Not. :-/

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    • Geneva5

      Yes the fuck it is !

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  • gummy_jr

    Wtf is this?

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    • Geneva5

      It's a giant ball bag parachute.

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      • gummy_jr

        I was thinking it was a troll

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  • handsignals

    If your from Fresno then yes.

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  • TaterXD

    Hey... I hate to be the annoying one, but I will anyways.
    Could someone help me with my IIN? It's worrying me lol. Thanks (:

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  • Geneva5

    Can you please administer the Molotov cocktail anally as an enema ? I think that would be really horny - we can film it and make mad bank.

    PS: is your mom still a stripper ? She could dance while the action takes place.

    PPS: Suck me off for $1 ?

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