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Is it normal in the summer or whenever it's really hot out I sleep with a sheet as a cover instead of a blanket
I bundle the covers up into a vaguely human form and then wrap my arms and legs around them. Most of my body is facing outwards, so stays cool. And I wake up with the temporary illusion that I'm wrapped around the love of my life, rather than a cloth counterfeit.
At least I don't draw a face on it and put a tape recorder inside, repeatedly saying "I love you".
Okay, I did it once.
Um, twice.
Okay, fine. I did it three times. But only because three times is a lady.
... you WHAT?! That is just sick, my friend. Sleeping with just a sheet, what has the world come to? I am ashamed for you as well as the entire human race. You've disgraced us all.
Lawl. I kid, I kid. Really, though, it's all good.
You're once...twice...three times a ladyyyy
Great...will be singing that for days lol