Is it normal to sit naked on my couch watching tv and movies?

Sometimes I sit naked on my couch watching TV and DVDs. I recently watched Die Hard while sitting naked on the couch. I live alone and the blinds on my window are closed, so I think this should be acceptable. The only adverse side-effect, as far as I can tell, is that my couch is starting to smell like ass. I went out and purchased some carpet cleaner for the couch and have scrubbed the upholstery with a sponge, but it still smells a little bit. So I have been spraying it with those air fresheners for the time being.

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Based on 57 votes (50 yes)
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  • (:sweet:)

    It should NOT smell! I was going to say this is normal-when I read te title but then I read the story ew!

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    • Rick_Bawls

      When I was in college, my girlfriend would ride me while I sat naked on her dorm room area rug. The part of the rug on which I would sit smelled like rank ass by the end of the spring semester! I broke up with her over the summer, but I would bet that she had to throw away that rug because I don't think that there was a carpet cleaner strong enough to remove that odor. I tried to blame it on her, but she said it was my fault.

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  • Yes. I love being naked!!

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  • randomjelly

    The bigger problem is the fact that you don't wash your ass.

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