Is it normal to set aside time to shit.

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could I win the gold medal in speed shitting or is it just people I know who take forever to crap? I could literally crap in 30 secs. I guess I'm confused? Do people go to crap before the urge hits and have to sit there forever? Are you mid shit for the majority of the time. Is it just an excuse to sit down for a lengthy time. Could others crap quickly and choose not to? It just seems like a big ass production for alot of people. Get me a copy of the times and clear my schedule. Daddy's gotta crap!! WTF?

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  • dontpissmeoff
    12 years ago

    i shit at work so i can genuinely say they pay me to shit

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  • Ldizzy1234
    12 years ago

    Hahahahahaha!

    Maybe they have stomach problems.

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    I like to read in there. I come out when I'm done reading, not when I'm done with anything else.

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    Lol this post is so random...

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  • Chillpill
    12 years ago

    Lol "speed shitting". Well, there is speed eating after all. Seriously though, it's much healthier to take your time and allow it to happen naturally. Straining is not recommended.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    oh thats funny

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  • emilydoll
    12 years ago

    Be nice. They don't have the best diet or have health issues.

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  • Stinkywizzletooth
    12 years ago

    Women just dont understand that guys use that time as "alone time". In my case, my poop comes in chapters. I always feel like theres more in there, so i wait it out. Like a seige. And since its gonna be a while, i might as well have something to read.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    I will sit on the can to amplify my farts

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  • Demundo
    10 years ago

    Each time you strain your anal muscles, you increase the chances of tearing the lining. Eventually the muscles lose their elasticity and then shit will exit your arse without permission.

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  • sleepingbeauty
    12 years ago

    Its a man thing: I have never known a woman take a paper or book into the toilet. Yet every man I have ever known has insisted on having 'reading material'. In fact my partner gets quite anxious if he can't find anything to take with him and will end up using his phone to play games to pass the time (and the poo).

    Is it something that is taught/conditioned in childhood by daddy I wonder? lol

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    • dolan_ftw
      12 years ago

      I don't think it has anything to do with gender. I'm female and I like to read on the toilet.

      I guess it's just a habit - some do it and some don't.

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  • emilydoll
    12 years ago

    We don't strain at all we just eat more fiber naturally... Pol who eat junk usually shut for a while?

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    Haha, be glad you are fortunate enough to have efficient bowel movements... Also, I think there is a little bit of truth to all of the reasons you mentioned about why people take a shit the way they do.

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    • Jweezee
      12 years ago

      Oh, i am. Haha

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      • Shackleford96
        12 years ago

        Jweezee, you rascal!

        I have a friend that I have known for quite some time. He is a bit of a tubby fellow, but I was always amazed at how quickly he could take a dump. Probably took him, like you said, 30 seconds or less. Lol.

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        • Jweezee
          12 years ago

          What can i say, it's a gift. Ha

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