Is it normal to risk meeting a turtle?

19% Normal
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My gf can't crap in a public toilet. Even a really nice one. She holds it all day even if she needs to drown a screamer. One time the turtle poked it's head out and she still wouldn't use a public toilet. It was gross. That turtle had bad BO.

We went away for a two week holiday last year. I've no idea what went down there. I kept making her put more sun screen on because I didn't know if she was getting sun-burnt cause her face was all red.

I've tried to teach her to lay out pieces of toilet paper on the seat, or carry a wet wipe or stand on the toilet Asian style...she still can't do it.

Normal?

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19% Normal
Based on 72 votes (14 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Do you mean a live turtle? WTF

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  • WhiteSheepOfTheFamily
    14 years ago

    It took me a minute to realize what you meant by 'turtle'.

    It's normal to an extent, but not to the extent that she would let the turtles run free.

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  • elasticband
    13 years ago

    What is "the turtle"? o_O

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  • ladymantoloveyoulongtime
    13 years ago

    a "turtle" is when shit pops its "head" out of your butt. i really dont like using public toilets so if i have to go in the stall, i will squat over it but if i am only 5 minutes from home, i will hold on. but holding on for that long is really not good for your body. holding onto farts for too long can also poison your blood.

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  • jumpingjack
    13 years ago

    It might have to do with an embarassment issue like smelling or farting in a stall and having others around.

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  • Crazed_Citizen
    14 years ago

    I guess, I'll never do that in a public bathroom...I don't even sit on the seats let alone that but I never had to hold it to that point so I'm not really sure but a lot of people are like that.

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  • randomguy21
    13 years ago

    I'm sort of that way too. Whenever I need to use the bathroom, I put on some music and just try to drown everything else out, whether it's outside noise, noises from me or whatever. Maybe that would help?

    P.S. Ewww... Not healthy at all...

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