Is it normal to really want to hear a girl fart and possibly smell it?

I'm a 23 year old guy. Never once had I heard a girl rip ass. I really think it would be cute as hell if a little lady dropped her pants and put her rump right to my face and farted. If it smelled, I would deal with it. Oh how I long for this to happen. I'm seriously not joking.

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  • somethingbecomingnothing

    I'm a lady and I fart in my boyfriend's face all the time. but he does the same to me...

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    • rex

      seriously? lol

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  • Gardenia

    You'll find a chick who loves you enough to fart on your face:)

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  • boobookittyfuk

    I like to give my boyfriend a dutch oven. I fart all the time, haven't done it in his face yet.

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  • TylerMcDoodle

    It's not as crazy as it sounds. A girl farting is one of those things that is rare in out society that it can have power.

    One of the major milestones in a romantic relationship is often he point at which the girl first farts in front of the guy. Unless she is the kind of girl who just freely farts around her friends (I know a few), a girl being comfortable enough tells a lot, since girls farting is like the ultimate thing "ladies" don't do (even more than going #2, which is odd since #2 is in every way grosser).

    Also, if a girl has never farted in front of you, curiosity is totally normal. Does it sound like a normal fart? Is it like a man fart where the smell ranges from not really anything to "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!" How can it not smell like roses if it is a girl? It's not weird to wonder these things.

    Now, once it happens, if you then find yourself trying to be around farting girls as much as possible, then that is not so normal (but we'll cross that bridge when we get there).

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  • Americangrl1776

    No, leave America.

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  • markiii

    intresting

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  • Oasis808

    You have been trolled. Sorry :-/

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  • dudebrain

    If that was something my man was into I would take off my clothes, get on top of him in 69 position, let him eat me out while I give him a blow job and let a couple rip right in his face. Maybe even let him feel it with his tongue on my butthole... But he's not into it so I won't.

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  • ShreksIdenticalTwinBrother

    That's not only normal, that's messed up!

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  • ItDuzzy

    Yeah, normal for nasty people!

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  • kit291

    lol well just find a really nice girl and fall in love with her and then when your marrid you will hear one or more. if your gay then you'll have to see if you can find a very butch girl.

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      • kit291

        well then go stand in a nursing home. i'm sure some old woman will fart. i've been with my bf nearly 9 months and my body won't let me fart or burp around him... it's messed up. i'm sure if you were with my friends you'll hear many farts. we're all a little butch lol

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