Is it normal to really, really want to be hardcore?

Ever since I was young I've had a burning desire to be hardcore. It's become my #1 life goal, you may say, and I think about it constantly. My family has a long history of it; my father was hardcore and his father even more so. But unfortunately some other relatives of mine aren't so keen on my aspirations; my mother is absolutely opposed to it, and has persuaded my Aunt Rosa (who was actually known to be fairly hardcore in her younger years) to discourage me at every opportunity. But I simply can't allow them to get in my way. Whatever happens, I know I MUST become hardcore somehow. But as of now I'm having no luck whatsoever, and I have to deal with the constant humiliation from the other guys as being only softcore; mediumcore at best.

So, any advice? I wonder if there are any guys or gals here that can give me some pointers from firsthand experience on how to be hardcore.

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  • What the fuck kind of question is this?

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    • RoseIsabella

      ROTFLMAO! You're awesome!
      ;-)

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  • NurseDiesel

    Pretend you're an apple and sit in the freezer.

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    • robbieforgotpw

      To OP
      You are soft core at best
      Be more like Kip in Napoleon dynamite before he met Lafawnduh

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    • strangegirl001

      Hahaha.

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  • college

    Hardcore (ˈhɑrd ˈˌkɔ(ə)r)
    Noun

    the most active, committed, or doctrinaire members of a group or movement: there is always a hard core of trusty stalwarts | [ as modifier ] : a hard core following.
    • popular music that is experimental in nature and typically characterized by high volume and aggressive presentation.
    • pornography of an explicit kind: (as modifier hard-core) : hard-core porn.

    Just in case y'all were wondering...

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    • n41rb

      That came right from some online dictionary, didn't it? :P

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  • Freedom_

    Planking, twerking and crack. Any one of these things could make you mildly hardcore. Do all three and you'll be so hardcore that your Aunt Rosa gets blue ovaries.

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    • Hahah planking. I read that some kid tried to plank on top of a building and ended up falling to his death. His death was hardcore.

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      • Freedom_

        Crazy hipsters. I used to plank my daughter on things when she was 2.

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  • Gspyder

    Find something hardcore to be hardcore about.

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  • CozmoWank

    Star in porn.

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  • anti-hero

    Pierce your genitalia. Don't have it pierced, do it yourself.

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

    Hardcore? those dudes that wear eyeliner and wear girl pants because they think they look tough being androgynous?. Personally not my thing man, but if thats what you want to be go for it. Being yourself works to.

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    • robbieforgotpw

      U mean hardcore homos w their mascara and homo pants?

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  • shuggy-chan

    i have a soft and chewy caramel core

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    • RoseIsabella

      Delicious!

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  • lolol555

    Isn't what hardcore is up to whoever's definition of it? And hardcore in what exactly? I just googled the definition of it to be sure and it came up with: "the most active, committed, or doctrinaire members of a group or movement" as well as some music genre.

    So what group? Be more specific.

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    • If you have to ask, you aren't worthy of knowing.

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      • Agirlsbestfriend.

        thats true. its a need to know basis for people who are hardcore.

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      • lolol555

        oh fuck off

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  • Koda

    1. Let out a battle cry
    2. Run into oncoming traffic

    If you survive, you'll almost be hardcore

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  • megadriver

    There are the 10 ways to be hardcore!
    1. Look hardcore! Hit the gym! If you are lazy, simply draw a six pack with a pen!
    2. Fight a bear (NOTE: Losing the fight could result in death)
    3. Call several women fat repeatedly and keep your groin intact afterwards
    4. Drive a schoolbus over 100 motorcycles!
    5. Eat raw steak and drink petrol!
    6. Chop down a tree, cause lumberjacks are hardcore!
    7. Beat Chuck Norris in thumb wrestling!
    8. Listen to classical music! Beethoven was so hardcore that even 200 years later, people listen to his music!
    9. Bite a shark! Screw shark attacks, attack a shark!
    10. Grow a beard!

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    • RoseIsabella

      *poof*
      I declare thee hella awesome!

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      • megadriver

        I thank thee fair maiden! Your comment-eth makes me happy-eth!

        NOTE: My ye-olde english sucks... I know XD

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  • Nokiot9

    Hahahahaha

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  • RainbowDischarge

    Well you're not hardcore, unless you live hard core. The legend of the rent was way hardcoreeeeeee!

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    • megadriver

      That was a very funny movie.

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    • I was thinking this too when I read the title.

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