Is it normal to put doughnuts in my ass ?

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I recently started to get turned on by doughnuts and other pastry based foods. I have been inserting up to a dozen Krispy creams in my ass while I jerk off lately. I really like it. Sometimes I eat them afterwards. Other times Ilet them sit till they are liquid and use them as lube. Does anyone else do this ? Am I normal ?

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    This cant be healthy. By a dildo and quit shoving food up your ass.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    Haha taking dunkin donuts to a whole new level.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    At least your impacted colon will be sweet and sticky... O-o

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    FAKE! I just tried to shove a crispy creme up my butt and it just got all smooshed and crumbled up, it's not firm enough to go into such a tight hole.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Not if you freeze them first :)

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    • Duck_Says_Quack
      10 years ago

      Let it sit on the counter for a few days next time.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I think the police would find this post very offensive.

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    • NotStrangeBird
      10 years ago

      ....Or informative. And maybe the OP is a police officer?

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        10 years ago

        Fuck the police !

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    I'll never eat another crumb bun. Just as well.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Wait, do you shove eclairs up there? In symbolism that could be likened from wanting to be taken from behind since eclairs are phallic in nature and are filled with a white cream, that will surge forth if squeezed, that resembles semen.

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    • peterr
      10 years ago

      Sounds like you know a lot about getting it up the ass there boy!

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        "boy"?! My mask and suit must fool you!

        The only thing that goes into my anus is toilet paper and water/soap.

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  • MissesAnonymous23
    10 years ago

    Do... Do you need lube?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      I usually just use blood.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Why did I laugh at this? What the hell is wrong with me?

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