Is it normal to purposely mispronounce words?

I enjoy purposely mispronouncing words or substituting a similar but totally inappropriate word.

Here's some examples:

For retroactive, I generally say 'radioactive'. I enjoyed asking for my 'radioactive' pay.

I'm the executioner of my father's estate.

I call the toilet the 'terlet'.

I say all Spanish words with English pronunciation. Like jalepeno, it's JUH-LAP-IN-OH with a 'j' sound, not an 'h'. Quesadilla = KWEEZA-DILLA, the 'll' is pronounced as an 'L' not a y.

And so on and so forth. It's fun. What the hell, gotta do something to make life worth living and I like confusing people. I bet they wonder, is this guy really an idiot or just funny as fuck? They don't know if it's OK to laugh because they fear I very well may be a retard and it would be wrong to laugh at me. Fun, fun, fun.

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Comments ( 35 )
  • shade_ilmaendu

    I greatly enjoy porpisely mispronooncing things. X3

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  • malkiot

    I like greeting people with a friendly "good moaning" in the morning.

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  • Haleys

    Normal, and pretty amusing as well

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  • disthing

    "I bet they wonder, is this guy really an idiot or just funny as fuck?" Or the third option... Neither an idiot nor funny.

    I think mispronouncing words can be entertaining, usually as an in-joke amongst friends. As long as you're not one of those people who mispronounces a word just to try and get a reaction, like "Can I have my radioactive pay?" and then you stare at the person with a smile on your face waiting for them to say "Radio... what?" So then you can say, "Oops sorry I meant RETROACTIVE pay! HA!" And then he looks at you awkwardly and you think you're funny. As long as you don't do that, then I'd say it's normal to have fun with language. It's just a form of play :)

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  • squeeeshie

    Chicken Fah Jai Tuz

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  • howaminotmyself

    I have a friend with a speech problem and she was very self conscious about it. People would often tease her because she couldn't pronounce words properly. I don't think it's funny.

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    • Settle down, I'm not making fun of anyone but myself here. I wouldn't do it to mock a person.

      I don't have a technical speech impediment but I do have certain mental problems that prevent me from acting normally. This is just one of many weird things I do. I do think it's funny. Thankfully. Because if I didn't, I'd really hate myself by now.

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  • Shackleford96

    Abomination!

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    • theabider

      Obama Nation...

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      • Shackleford96

        NO!

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  • Avant-Garde

    Why?! That is all I need to know.

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  • Robflcopter

    Yes, it's entertaining to say words the wrong way, like snipre rifel

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  • elenaki

    I do that too, but only in greek lol (english isn't my first language) I know what you mean, it's fun! :D

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  • TheMysticalTaco

    I do this sometimes and i love people who do.
    Sadly i still havent found a person who says "terlet" in a either steriotipical hillbilly or british accent

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  • I say the letter Z 'zed' as Zee
    ' American way ' but i am british. does that count ?

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  • myownopinions

    I like calling my taquitos talk-E-toes, and I do the same mispronunciation that you do with jalapeño. It's just more fun that way.

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  • ravenna

    Hey, whatever makes you happy. :) Life's about entertaining yourself... it's just you up there in your head.

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  • forever_anon

    Yes, the hubs and I say stuff like that all the time, i.e. we might say "incinerate" for "insinuate". But we tend to keep those as our inside jokes. The one or two times I've slipped up and used a mispronunciation in front of an acquaintance or co-worker, they just look at me like I'm an alien. LOL.

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  • Andrew256

    If I don't like you, I'll mess your name up on purpose.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    I pronounce sandwich *sawhich*, sewwich... trying to type it the way I pronounce it...

    I pronounce it normal without the n and d. I do it on purpose because, for some reason, saying "sandwich" seems really... doesn't roll off the tongue for me.

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  • OswaldCobblepot

    FACT: I sometimes talk like a middle-aged Midwestern lady.

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    • VioletTrees

      I can confirm this.

      …chyaaack-rums.

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  • ginz

    my brother does this all the time. his logic is read the first and last letter and pronounce it however u feel like -.- for example he calls a suppresser 'suspensor' or smtimes add extra letters like calling Puyol 'Puygol'.

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  • ravageme

    You're funny. Don't change. Thw world need people like you. DO THIS the next time you go to a drive through. You'll make that worker's day :)

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  • emilydoll

    my friend talks like that :)

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  • moomus

    I remember that ronnies sketch!!

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    • dappled

      Good to see you still bobbing around. I was thinking about you last week and wondered when you'd next resurface. :P

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  • dappled

    I know I've already had my say, but I remembered a Two Ronnies sketch which would probably amuse you about a man in a corner shop who mispronounces everything. Like marmalade he pronounces my-malady and to explain what it is he says you have it on toast (which he pronounces toe-assed). Then he asks for a chocolate mousse (cha-kolity mouse). Couldn't find it but I did find one of the Ronnies in a sketch he wrote for himself. Funny stuff:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ0nFQgRApY

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    • disthing

      This one is a classic, not really mispronunciation more misunderstanding, but it's great. You've no doubt seen it before :P

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ

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      • dappled

        I've no sound on my computer at the moment (don't ask) but I clicked on the link anyway to see what it was. I don't think you can be a true Brit without knowing Fork Handles, Monty Python's dead parrot sketch, the scene from Dad's Army when the German officer asks Pike his name, Del Boy and the chandelier (and falling through the bar).

        Yeah, I've seen it before. Really glad you posted it, though, because you're going to introduce it to a new audience and I was really glad when someone introduced it to me. :)

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        • disthing

          I wonder if any modern sketches/comedic moments will have 'classic' status in 10 or 20 years time.

          There must be something from Peep Show, Green Wing, The Office, Extras... Even The Inbetweeners that we'll hark back to and have a collective chuckle at. I wonder what our generation's Dead Parrot sketch will be.

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          • dappled

            Funny you mention it because I was thinking exactly the same thing when I replied to you. I almost mentioned the two-part Christmas special of The Office because I class Dawn's reappearance and Brent flipping from anti-hero to hero as one of my "moments". You're also not going to find a much bigger Peep Show or Inbetweeners fan than me. Too many moments to mention there.

            Green Wing was lost on me, though. No idea why. Swap it for Alan Partridge, Father Ted, The IT Crowd, and Black Books, and I'm back in. Three of those had the moments. Alan Partridge being hit by a cow, Father Dougal being told the cows were far away, not small (maybe I have a thing about cows), and the Subbuteo man in the hair in Black Books.

            Oh, and the paedophile episode of Brass Eye, maybe even the pilots from Armstrong and Miller, or something from Smack the Pony or Absolutely or an Extras moment with "Barry". Muffin, perhaps. Actually, definitely muffin. Eek!

            I love the stuff my parents enjoyed. Porridge is pretty much perfect. But maybe it's the way of the world that people will think our stuff is perfect too. Like you, though, I wonder what they're going to choose.

            I bet it's Dick and Dom in the fricking bungalow!

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    • That was good, I really liked it!!

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  • dappled

    It's actually kind of common to do that near me. Both my grandmothers used to do it, and my friends and I do it. Both grandmothers would pronounce old as owled and cold as cowelled. Similarly, words with -ain endings get changed to -an. So a brain is a bran.

    We've built on it too and we almost have our own dialect. On top of that and the Manchester rhyming slang (siblings are "skinands" or "oners", money is "bagga") plus local slang (words like feggy, doff, and piffy), we're quite capable of having a long conversation that nobody would understand. And that, of course, is the purpose of it all.

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    • That makes me think of the movie 'National Lampoon's European Vacation', when they are checking into the hotel in London, Clark gets out his electronic pocket translator because he can't understand the British guy.

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