Is it normal to purposely mispronounce words?
I enjoy purposely mispronouncing words or substituting a similar but totally inappropriate word.
Here's some examples:
For retroactive, I generally say 'radioactive'. I enjoyed asking for my 'radioactive' pay.
I'm the executioner of my father's estate.
I call the toilet the 'terlet'.
I say all Spanish words with English pronunciation. Like jalepeno, it's JUH-LAP-IN-OH with a 'j' sound, not an 'h'. Quesadilla = KWEEZA-DILLA, the 'll' is pronounced as an 'L' not a y.
And so on and so forth. It's fun. What the hell, gotta do something to make life worth living and I like confusing people. I bet they wonder, is this guy really an idiot or just funny as fuck? They don't know if it's OK to laugh because they fear I very well may be a retard and it would be wrong to laugh at me. Fun, fun, fun.