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Is it normal to pull your testicles out of your fly along with your penis, every time you have to go pee? I have to do this, otherwise I find it hard to go. Does anyone else?
Nooooo! Who does that? Well, apart from you. Sometimes I don't always get all of little dappled out. Too many sausage spies in the toilets. I can't tell you how many times I've caught someone having a look.
There was one older guy who was *always* in the toilets in the town I used to work in. He used to wait until I'd started then he'd lean forward and really get a good look at what was going on, like he was inspecting a painting. I was so embarrassed but I didn't know what to do so I just let him watch. Every time after that, if I saw him, I waited for the sole cubicle.
If he tried it now, I'd pretend to slip and then pee all over his trousers and shoes. Except he'd probably like that! Bah! It's so tough being a sex object.
Sausage spies?
Really? Guys have to put up with that? That's just too 'effin' bizarre. What exactly are they hoping to see?
Sausage! Not every man is hung up on boob and vagina. Some of them are into sausage! And they're not in the next cubicle with a wall in between us. They're six inches from my giblets. And they're ready to hunker down because it's legal if you do it to a man!
This isn't a statement about gay men. Gay men are no problem. They're actually kind of lovely. The problem is the 5% of men who go after things whatever gender they're going after.
no i just let my tenticle hang out till i see an asian, then its on like tenticle rape