Is it normal to pretend to be the dragonborn in public?

I like to pretend I’m the legendary Dragonborn in public places. I will sometimes walk directly up to strangers, get about two inches from their face and scream “Fus Ro Dah!” as loud as I can. I have scared multiple small children doing this. Is this normal?

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42% Normal
Based on 31 votes (13 yes)
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  • Miraak

    You pitiful creatures are nothing compared to the might of Miraak!
    I'll destroy your world!!

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    • Lol, we should go out in public together sometime

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  • Clizzle

    Not fucking normal man. Order everything you might need off the internet including food and stay the fuck inside.....Please

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    • Where can I order dragon souls?

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  • pendletonGibbs

    Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.

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    • YES! I've been looking for the scoundrel for days

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  • RoseIsabella

    Nope, but it's probably a great way to get your assistance kicked.

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    • Someone once tried to kick my ass but the unrelenting force of my shout sent them tumbling backwards into a nearby fountain.

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    Maybe if you're a child.

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    • So no?

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      • Pumpurrnickel

        No.

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        • So it is normal? I said “no?” and you said no to my no making it a double negative which would mean yes.

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          • Hateful1

            Your an oxymoron. :)

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          • Pumpurrnickel

            It means no. Not normal.

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  • iLiKEOWLS

    Hello! :D

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    • Hey!

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  • Someth1ngRecogn1zable

    Don't act like as if you're the dragonborn. The real one will search you and kill you if you dont stop.

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    • Tbh that’s the one thing I fear

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  • paramore93

    You're not the dragonborn.
    I am.

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    • The real Dragonborn?? I am at your beckon call, my lord.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    good way to git shot in these parts

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    • With an arrow? In the knee?

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  • Pakcmon

    Stupid post is stupid.

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    • No u

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  • Dustyair

    I'm gonna go eat some cheese puffs.

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    • LuxM4G

      I want some tacos and burritos.

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  • Fetiza000

    I may be obsessed with dinosaurs, dragons reptiles, etc (just about anything scaly) but i wouldnt do that.

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  • LuxM4G

    Hey! We don't take kindly to dragonborn folks round here...

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  • I don't know the heck that is, but that's funny as hell! Its not normal but ill give you a yes anyway.

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  • Hateful1

    Do that to a child in front of me and I will have to spend the night in jail for breaking your jaw.

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    • GreenPelican

      Lmao you feel better talking big on the internet? You’re a pussy who needs to convince random ppl on the internet you’re cool and have an adequate sex life

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      • Hateful1

        Your the one talking big. " I will sometimes walk directly up to strangers, get about two inches from their face and scream “Fus Ro Dah!” as loud as I can."

        Then you point out how proud you are to scare children.

        And I never said anything about my sex life. I think you might be projecting.

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        • GreenPelican

          Never said anything about being proud. Also, it’d be “You’re the one talking big”, not “your”. I suggest you spend less time arguing with random people on the internet and more time studying the English language lmao

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          • Hateful1

            Read your own posts twit. You can't even make complete sentences.

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        • Hateful1

          Oh, GreenPelican at least I don't have to back up my own posts anonymously.

          Easy way to tell who the anonymous poster is to block the person you think it is, then go back to the original post. If you blocked the OP then the anonymous posts disappear.

          When I blocked you guess what happened.

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          • GreenPelican

            Lmao you mad bro? This post is a joke, did you not get that? You really are dense.

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            • Hateful1

              You're the one who seems mad. What's the matter? Did I call you out on your infantile response? I guess there's no sense writing anonymous posts anymore on this thread. It's funny how mouth breathers like you call someone a pussy then backpedal and say it's all a joke when everyone finds out how pathetic you really are.

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