Is it normal to post photos of my sperm on okcupid?

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I thought that it would be a good idea to post pictures of my sperm under a microscope on my online dating profile, but I am not getting great results so far. I know that this sounds weird, but hear me out. I am kind of a nerdy guy, and I am not ashamed of that, but I also want to come off as manly. So I figured that the sperm part makes me seem manly, and the fact that it's under a microscope makes me seem nerdy. The problem is that girls don't seem to get it. One girl asked if I was trolling her when she saw the picture, and another one just stopped messaging me after she saw my profile. I am not sure if it was because of the sperm though. My question is weather other people do this too, or if I'm just weird, and also if you think that I should take the pictures down. Thanks in advance!

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    If someone sent me a pic like that I would assume he was a degenerate.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      But it's not like I'm just taking pics of my cum and posting it online, I am using a high powered microscope with a high definition camera attachment. Girls have to respect that a bit.

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      • RoseIsabella
        7 years ago

        What is there to respect, all male creatures make and expel that crap. I can't excited about a bodily fluid that can get me pregnant unless it belongs to someone I love and comes with an engagement ring. What's so great about something like that from some random?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago

          The semen is not the point. If I showed you a picture of a butterfly's wings under a scanning electron microscope(which is really cool by the way) would you say "Why is this guy so into butterflies?"

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    7 years ago

    People don't want to see that. You just going to get yourself banned from the site.

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  • Ass_gas
    7 years ago

    You need to direct the readers attention here. Perhaps the caption, "Microscopes are my favorite toy." would make you look less desperate.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    7 years ago

    Yes, take that down or everyone will think you're a troll.

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