Is it normal to poop standing up?

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Is it normal that I poop standing up?

I am a male.

I stand in front of the toilet as if I am going to pee, and then I proceed to place one, or both of my hands (depending on how messy the poop is) behind my back and under my butthole. Next I begin pooping. I poop into my hand(s) and then I place it into the toilet myself. The reason that I do this is because I have a fear that if I sit down on the toilet to poop, and I cannot see what is inside the toilet, then when I begin to poop either dwarfs, midgets, or leprachauns will come up from deep within the toilet and steal my poop. Then, when I finish wiping and get up to view my holy excrement, there is nothing to be seen.

Can you guys please help me? Is this normal?!?!

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago | pl

    Why worry about midgets or leprechauns when the DICK RIPPER is on the loose? Don't you watch the news?

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    • myownopinions
      11 years ago

      Thanks for the laugh!!!

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    what a story it make me laugh so hard i pooped a little

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    • robbieforgotpw
      11 years ago

      In your hand like the op?

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      • Terence_the_viking
        11 years ago

        No i muddied my pants

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  • 800imawesome
    11 years ago

    What if it's liquid?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    "mum?"

    "yes dear?"

    "is it normal for a man to poop standing up?"

    "it's not normal for anyone!"

    "oh"

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  • lilfizz
    11 years ago

    get some help nasty

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  • Lacey101
    9 years ago

    Uh, no, not really normal.

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  • sonnie460
    11 years ago

    troll! :/

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Normal, my friend. I do this frequently.

    I was laughing hysterically until "then when I begin to poop either dwarfs, midgets, or leprachauns will come up from deep within the toilet and steal my poop."

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  • OnFrailWings
    11 years ago

    Yeah that happens to me all the time.. Don't worry I know that feel bro.

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  • Legion
    11 years ago

    ok, ew, for one. two, you would be constipated alot, or have pains down there, cause your rectal muscles dont work very well standing up (they work best squatting, but not sitting all the way down), and you would have to do a lot of straining to poop. and the hand, why bother? you can spread your legs a little and watch it fall if you are really feel you need to see it come out of your ass.

    I would squat if i were you, you can see it and not hurt yourself trying to poo.

    also, this is hilarious

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  • Mouse248
    11 years ago

    You are disgusting.

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  • MarcusP.
    11 years ago

    Whatever makes you happy lol

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  • Pyro-NJ
    11 years ago

    At first i thought this was real

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  • iin2want2know
    11 years ago

    I'm at a loss for words.

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  • NotTheSheeple
    11 years ago

    It must blast straight backwards. Very messy indoors!

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  • Francophile22
    11 years ago

    It would be terribly normal if you were in France, as many toilets are stand up.

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  • lalcina
    11 years ago

    weird.

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  • mightymouse
    11 years ago

    NORMAL
    More than 15 people voted that they also do it this way.

    *grin*

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  • fullofhate78
    11 years ago

    FTW?! Love it.

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  • curiousnomad
    11 years ago

    Can I watch???

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  • emilydoll
    11 years ago

    i just made a snorting sound out of my nose...

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    That sounds very messy and abnormal.

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  • awesometodd
    11 years ago

    Sounds like someones high and on IIN again...

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    I guess all those typing monkeys finally came up with something. Don't get the monkey mad!!!

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  • jucedaguy
    11 years ago

    And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life!

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    You need a see-through toilet (as mentioned in another unmoderated post) and a big mirror to sit in front of.

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