Is it normal to poop in under 1 min?

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I've been reading on here that people listen to iPods or read magazines when pooping. My question is, how long does it take for you to poop to have to read a mag? Whenever I poop, it comes out really fast and i'm done in less than 1 min, even in a matter of seconds. Am I normal?

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  • Gidget
    13 years ago

    it definitely depends on the person im usually pretty fast but my boyfriend will be in there half an hour he goes less often then me and more at a time so im not sure why its so different with everyone but yea

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  • lolamberlina
    13 years ago

    hell yeah, shit n git thats what i always say!

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  • Ihaveaquestion
    13 years ago

    I usually take 45 secs if I remember to go everyday ;)

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  • Centerfield
    13 years ago

    I take so long on the toilet because I take time thinking of my best ideas there

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  • NotNormal4231
    6 years ago

    I poop randomly, like maybe one week I'll poop 5 times and others 2-3 times but it always took me under 5 seconds to poop xD. I'm fine so I'm sure you'll be okay too.

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  • Love11
    10 years ago

    It actually depends on how many you make.

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  • ibreathelectric
    11 years ago

    lightening bowels.

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  • capcrunch6
    11 years ago

    Same here.

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  • doxies4life
    12 years ago

    It doesn't take me long either don't worry about it.

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  • nixon02
    12 years ago

    Count out six seconds. That is how long it takes me on average. Not an exaggeration.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    If I'm doing something, then it doesn't take that long. However, during my morning offload, I like to take my time and clear out the pipework.

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  • noodle76
    12 years ago

    3 seconds is my record. SUPER POOP!

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  • steph19913
    13 years ago

    Lol very normal I do it I go in there and it's ready done with

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  • hotchickie81
    13 years ago

    It depends, I guess. Sometimes I poo in like 20 seconds... but other times it takes much longer. If I eat a lot of fibre, it often comes out fast (which is good), but when my diet is lacking, it often takes longer, requires a lot of pushing (kinda like giving birth), and it hurts like hell!

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    • Drew271
      13 years ago

      20 seconds to poo is fast, but I don't think I've ever taken more than a minute or two in my life. It must be the fibre, and it is such a good experience to feel you're really letting go of masses of waste!

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  • beavenbeef
    13 years ago

    It depends how much fiber you get into your body and how much you eat
    Now that I realiesed it I poop really quicky too haha

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  • RawrzMmm
    13 years ago

    I don't take more then a minute either :/ maybe it varies with different people?

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