Is it normal to poop in my friends backpack? twice?

When I was twelve, in the middle of class one afternoon, I was sitting in class not paying attention when I suddenly had a marvellous idea. I thought to myself, "I know how to spice today up!". So I raised my hand, and asked my teacher if I could be excused to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom, put some paper towel on the floor, shit on it, put it in a bag, and then put it inside of my friends backpack. I then went over to my friend, tapped her on the shoulder, and told her that "There's a surprise for you in your bag". I still remember the look of shock and disgust on her face, as I fell to the ground cackling in humour. Not that day, but afterwards, my friend and I continued to laugh about that day. Just this weekend however, my friend and I, as well as two other people decided to hangout for the night. Then, one of my other friends got the brilliant idea to relive that moment. So, off I went to the bathroom, a bag in hand, and a smirk on my face. I then proceeded to shit in the bag, and stealthily crawled across the floor, bag of shit in hand. I snuck the bag inside of her backpack, and moments later she looked inside to reveal the bag of shit. We all collapsed to the floor in hysterical laughter, clenching out stomachs in pain from laughing so hard. I'll spare you the parts of how I continued to hit her in the face with the bag. Now, take in mind that I am almost twenty years old. And I just shit in a bag, two days ago. I don't even need to ask if this is normal or not, bcos I already know the answer. I just wanted to share my weird poop story.

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38% Normal
Based on 13 votes (5 yes)
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Comments ( 10 )
  • Avant-Garde

    How did you manage to carry a bag of shit into the classroom without being noticed? How did you not get caught and sent to the school therapist (social worker).

    Or, was her bag in her locker? How then would you have been able to break into her locker?

    Is it normal? No. Is it acceptable? Far from it. Quite frankly, if it were me, I would've flipped, told the teacher, and ceased to have been your friend.

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    • shuggy-chan

      WEEEEEEEE

      http://www.gifbin.com/987423

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      • shuggy-chan

        We are gonna need a bigger bag http://imgur.com/gallery/uY0c6O8

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        • RoseIsabella

          Oh my GAWD, that anus has a lot of personality! I was afraid it would really gross me out it's funny and kinda cool.

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        • Avant-Garde

          It's hard to believe that an anus can be so large and circular red. O_O

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          • shuggy-chan

            Lol

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  • RoseIsabella

    I think it was really nice and thoughtful of you to put the shit in a bag for her instead of raw doggin it!

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    My troll detector overheated. Buy me a new one please. :-(

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  • (s)aint

    Hahahahahhahaa. This made me laugh and I'm 22.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Nope not in the slightest.

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