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My first date I went to meet her parents. I had to go poo and held it as long as I could but finally I couldn't. When I did go the log was to big to flush so I wrapped it in TP and tossed it out the window but when I came back down they were all out on the back patio looking at it and me. The next day she told everyone at school. Am I screwed up?
you should have just broke it into pieces then flushed, and used a plunger if it clogged
Difficult to think of something worse to do on a first date than throw a shit out a window. Throwing one in a window maybe.
oh my gosh u jus made my day!!!!cant stop laughing at this.....haahahaha how coud all that happen
sorry to say but it the funniest post ive seen in this site.....damn!!!i just cant stop laughing...."lol sory...:*:*:hahahahahahaha........
Haha thats heaps funny. poor guy. What a shit situation. note the pun lol
Hahaha if this is real then this is my favorite poll of all time. That is great oh my gosh. Thats funny man good god. I'm tearing up. Hahah
Are you sure it was too big? You could've tried to flush it and if it stopped it up, you could always make up an excuse and leave.
Say, you didn't even go to the loo. Say, you couldn't go because it was stopped up when you got there.
The main thing I'm worried about is exactly how the whole thing went down.
1. You must eat allot for it to be too big to flush, but if so, how did you manage to wrap all that in toilet paper? If that is the case, how then did you throw it without it falling on the floor?
2. On the other hand, it could be the consistency of stone, to wrap it up with ease and throw it out the window....
3. Either way, how did it not explode all over the place and or hit someone upon impact?
Pretty damn funny but a bad situation.i just wonder if you were going to throw it out the window you didnt make sure it went somewhere where it wouldnt be seen.
I was nervous. I couldn't see over the rooftop below the window-I thought it was just the yard. It was making the toilet over flow and the carpet and seat cover were white!
I see.... Us people can do some strange things when we panic. I once threw myself at this girl and I missed her and crashed on the hard floor.... It was pretty embarrassing and everyone was staring at me as I wallowed on the floor in pain....
Couldn't you stick it in the trash or I don't know, wash it down the sink?
Good god you just made my day. This has got to be the funniest thing I ever read. I realize awkward and you handled it as best as you could. That girl is a bitch by the way. She should have asked you about it before telling the whole school.