Is it normal to poo in a hotel while your boyfriend is there ?

So me and my boyfriend are going to go on vacation to somewhere far, and we will be staying at a hotel for a week. Question is, I find it awkward and embarrassing to poo there while he's there. I don't want to spend too long in the washroom while he's out there watching TV or something, because then he will know. And we tend to shower together, and I like to poo right before I shower, so how do I say "I need to poo first" ?

Lol this is funny I know but I'm actually seriously worried about this. Help please.

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  • randomjelly

    Be an adult and say...gotta poop. Then there is no surprise stench to smack him across his face. No awkwardness no embarrassment. You've already called yourself out.

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  • ilovemyjew

    Say, " BITCH I GOTTA POO" hold on. I won't be long!

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  • InsertBlankHere

    I suggest picking up the self-help book, "Everybody Poops."

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  • xxvixenxx

    Lighting a match does help with the smell. It masks it and all you smell is the burnt match.

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  • ryanos

    I had to do this at a hotel once when having a weekend out with my gf. Not to be crass or anything but it was so massive that the toilet couldn't flush & I had to call the front desk to get someone to fix it. Now that's embarrassing!

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    • Awwwww!!!! Haha. I'd be devastated! x

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  • georgienne

    My me and my boyfriend hate using the bathroom on the same level of the house --god knows why, I think it's just habit now.
    Get up early to go before your morning shower, go when you go for bunch/dinner to avoid going in the room. There are ways.

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  • almostunreadable

    Surprise buttsecks in the shower! ;)

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  • Curious-trans

    Just bring a book or something with if you care that much,

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  • LovelyMay

    Just be a woman and tell him!! It's not like he's gonna break up with you or anything, right?! Or is he one of those men...?

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  • iintolovethissite

    Ah I had gf send me out for coffee so she could poo didn't tell me she was doing it ofc but I new but said nothing was unite funny haha

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  • HOUSEELF

    i have a room mate we understand each other and who can hold it while the other uses the toilet. We do not hide our needs at any time it is called be honest with each other.

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  • DrinaVonCheez

    Shower by yourself. Then when the waters on, go for it.

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  • spongerobert

    GIRLS DON'T POO! Stick a cork in it

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  • Pendletongurl

    Lol! light a match? are you trying to light a fart? Guys usually find that hilarious! Girl, quit trippin on going to the bathroom while your guys is there. He isn't going to care, and if you are so worried about your poop stinking, ease up on sugar, carbs and meat. They produce stinky gas and poops. Vegetables and beans produce obnoxious loud farts but they are always good for free entertainment. Go to a fart website. They are hilarious. Girly girls fart and poop too. you're human.

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  • pixie_dust

    I used to have the same worry! its funny bcuz now were at the point where we both shit with the door open and fart in front of eachother no problem.. (only if hes spooning me ill roll over and fart in the oppisite direction bcuz THAT would be rude!) only if I dart while hes eating he gets annoyed. lol at this point I would suggest leaving the water running and light a match if ur worried about the smell. just say u need ro use the restroom. no biggie.

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  • ad2000

    As long as you only do it in the toilet, it's perfectly normal.

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  • jenjen06

    Lol i'm the same way with my boyfriend, we don't toot or poop around each other

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    If you're scared about him knowing you have bodily functions... are you really sure you're ready for a physical relationship with him?

    I mean everyone has to take a crap sometime or another.

    Just tell him, "give me a few minutes before the shower - I gotta take a dump." Most likely he'll give you privacy, and even let the bathroom air out a little before hopping in the shower.

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  • Noonesperfect

    Wait a minute..... girls poo?

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

      yes. we fart too.

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  • rayst

    As everyone said theres nothing to be embarrassed about. First of all tell him it's the kind of things that makes you shy, if he doesnt know already. I was like you before, but once you get over the "he is aware i am shitting right now" feeling, it is ok. Let the tap run if you wanna have a sound cover

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  • Poo in his mouth

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  • Tisgranum

    Everybody is full shit once in a while. Got to let that stuff out, lol

    I suggest that you get over it, everybody does it after all.

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  • MadMar

    Everyone has to go "poo" it's a part of life. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. I know it's awkward at first but it's going to happen eventually. Might as well get it out of the way before you go on your trip. My brothers gf was the same way. But now she will Dutch oven him with out a second thought.

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    • Same here. I find it hilarious that he doesn't like the smell. We try and dutch oven eachother all the time. I know it's gross really but funny.

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