Is it normal to "play" with your cat?

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Last night I was watching some TV, and suddenly I felt really horny.
My cat, Dippy, was rolling around on the rug like he always does at that time of night.
So I went and lay on the rug with him, and he kept rolling over. Eventually I just couldn't hold back and I started feeling his balls. It got more intense and I was playing with him for quite a long time. He is only 1 year old, but he did ejaculate. Now whenever I hug him without "handling" him, he doesn't seem as joyous or playful? I'm deadly serious! Is it normal to "play" with your cat?

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  • modernism
    9 years ago | pl

    No, it's not. Kinda disturbing and gross, and not normal. I'd just say stop before it becomes a habit.

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    • PeterSykes
      9 years ago

      What if I let him feel my bits as a payback?
      He must get his own back!

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      • modernism
        9 years ago

        *cough*

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  • sillygirl77
    9 years ago

    Give your cat away to someone who will care for him and get therapy.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    You sick monster!

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  • golden_showers
    9 years ago

    your cat's name is "dippy"? lol troll much?

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  • Gideon1997
    9 years ago

    This is far from normal

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  • Karmasbitch
    9 years ago

    I'm the new sherrif in town and there ain't enouf room for the both us...

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  • megadriver
    9 years ago

    Dafuq?! Who the hell jerks off their cat?
    Dude, you either need therapy, or lessons in trolling.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    Get your cat neutered, then do us all a favor and get yourself fixed too.

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  • pixie_dust
    9 years ago

    when I was little I used to take my cat's foot and hit him in the face with it until he bites his own foot and thought it was hilarious. Now as an adult I feel kinda bad because that was wrong, but this really pales in comparison. I hope you don't get sexual pleasure from this, that you are only being a goof ball.

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  • flowerchild94
    9 years ago

    Lol not normal at all.. but kinda funny though.

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  • doglover2728
    2 years ago

    Just be sure to play with him every once in a while. If he's depressed it may be because he wants some more pleasure

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  • Swan_Theif9854
    9 years ago

    I'm not putting you down because curiosity is part of sexuality. But you have to think to yourself, "sex isn't sex unless it's consentual. Rape is when one party acts on sexual desires towards an unconsentual party" Animals can't consent to sex, therefore it's no different than touching a child. I hope you don't do it again.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    fuck you

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  • seekelp
    9 years ago

    I knew this was gonna be a weird sex thing.

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  • AvrilLavigne
    9 years ago

    If you're the owner of this pet, it's kinda abnormal. Didn't ya even think that it's disgusting? No offense bro but this is just.. a new low.

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  • k10101010101010101010
    9 years ago

    YUCK!!!!!!

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