Is it normal to pee this way?

whenever i have to pee, i just hover over the toilet, pull the crotch of my panties to the side, pee, and then quickly pull my pants up and leave. i dont even wipe, my panties will soak up the excess pee if there is any. its a lot quicker and involves a lot less work. am i the only one who does this??

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  • saphire089

    I hover over the toilet too, but I always cleanup myself afterwards. I don't like sitting on toilets.

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  • 1.) to sit the fuck down,
    2.) pull your panties all the way down,
    3.) wipe,
    4.) wash your hands.
    5.) You'll see how clean you can feel.
    And if you're not going to wipe Put a PAD in your panties
    an wear a whole lot of perfume
    Oh also start trying to date sexualchocolate (the second person that commented on this) because no man, or woman will ever date you.

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  • georgienne

    How does this save time? I can be in and out a bathroom in 10 seconds, that's WITH hand washing.

    Hovering: fine, if it makes you happy.
    Panties aside: why? take the extra 0.0006second and pull them down. Why have your hand awkwardly between your legs??
    Not wiping: damp panties? Good luck with mildew and the smells and bacterium that comes with..

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  • No, a bunch of other people also pee in a similar fashion. They're called men.

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  • PUSSYLICKERS

    Yo thats so sexy

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  • Centerfield

    If only you could patent an idea...

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  • sexualchocolate

    thats hott ;)

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  • hannah97

    Do u realize how gross that is. U r gonna smell bad.

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  • Nikki_L

    You are disgusting and probably smell like pee! Do ppl stand away from you?

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  • that's nasty. use toilet paper!

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  • jeff2smart

    That's certainly different

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  • ieatrocksdirt

    well, i hover but i def pull all my clothes down before. lol and i only hover in public restrooms.

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  • runnergirl

    Well, as disgusting as that is, urine IS sterile as long as you don't have a bladder infection, so you won't get bacteria. But it definitely causes an odor that you may not notice since you are used to it.

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  • uNoRmAl

    NOT NORMAL!!! That's gross! How do people stand being around you? You probably stink, like everyone said and you will get a lot of bacteria in your underwear from that! GROSS

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  • uhohoreo

    Your nasty!!!! You smell bad and guys won't like it!!!

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  • orinoco

    Great post. Oh god, all these so boringly NORMAL people...
    Keep up the good thing, you're ok!

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  • whatswrongwithme22

    I'm guessing you already have an infection by now?

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  • clareling

    hahaha. keep your panties dry or change them frequently. I don't think it's normal, but do what you need to do. just don't pee on the seat and leave a mess for the rest of us unhygienic people that plop our behinds on the seat. ;)

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  • TheGasManCometh

    Are you a man, by any chance? That's probably how we'd do it if we wore panties...

    (note: the many, many men who actually do wear panties almost certainly wouldn't do this!)

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  • BallerinaCass

    I used to pee this way during my swim meets or practices when I had a one peice on, except I wiped afterward...

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  • almostunreadable

    Wow someone seems to be very afraid of toilet voyeur cameras :P

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  • 4theloveofdez

    Not very hygienic

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  • mark1337

    please at least clean yourself i mean good god.

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  • deepthought33

    How often do you end up peeing on your hand or the edge of your panties? Once pee makes a path it usually sticks to the trail.

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  • osh

    lol nasty.

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  • MrSutton

    This can lead to all sortsa infections, and although efficient this method will cause you regret in the long run.

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  • MangledPopTart

    at least wipe.

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  • slurpeesOWN

    Yuk

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  • pes ISNT STERILE. its the waste from ur cells im learning this in bio rote now!

    its not sterile

    its waste feom cells!!

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    • bushboy

      http://www.vanderbilt.edu/AnS/psychology/health_psychology/Urine_Therapy.htm

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  • Runnergirl is wrong in the way she said u won't get bacteria. Pee is sterile but bacteria will grow. This could cause u to get a serious infection. Also that is just not right. It's umhiegrnic and gross

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  • chris1992

    Not a big deal aside from it's poor hygiene. Take the extra 5 seconds.

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  • moe

    I hover but wipe

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  • lewlew80

    Why don't u hurry up and get ur sex change so that way u can sit and wipe properly instead of hover. R u kidding me with this?

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    • HAMMER77777

      ARE U AN IDIOT? SHE IS RIGHT NOBODY SHOULD WIPE PEE..ONLY WIPE CRAP!

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      • georgienne

        OEMGEE. TURN OFF CAPS.

        Everyone should wipe. Hell, wipe when you haven't done anything.

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  • AmINormal101

    I don't understand..

    How could you that you lazy, stinking, dirty, grossingly peeing like a man, bitch!? Go sex change already and stop giving yourself a hard time cleaning your panties.

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  • Thatguy777

    Stay away from me

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  • Therawyn

    Just one word: ew. At least wipe!

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  • socialweb82

    I think I'm skipping dinner tonight. Eeww

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  • Thts disgusting!!!

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  • Piss on my face this IS NOT normal.

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  • Chip

    Mmm... dogs pee like that

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  • maximumride12

    Uh yeah chang ur peeing habits. You'll get an infection eventually, so pull ur panties down all the way and ur shorts or pants down. Pee, and wipe. It's much more sanitary.

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  • Urine is only sterile if there is no air. Once it leaves your body, it's dirty. Do you shower? Use a washcloth? Or do u just wipe your body with a towel?

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