Is it normal to pee in the xmas tree?

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I did it twice today because I really wanted to go and the bathroom was too far away.

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  • idon'tknow
    13 years ago

    I didn't know small children were allowed to use this site.

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  • That_Guy_From_The_Party
    13 years ago

    I mean like... why...?

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  • Qwerty-qwerty
    12 years ago

    I'd hate to be Santa

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    • TotalAspie
      12 years ago

      LOL, perfectly said.

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  • penniesinmypants
    13 years ago

    Funny stuff.. havnt tried that but i mark pretty much anything else

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  • MercedesBenz
    13 years ago

    That would be great if the Christmas lights had an exposed wire and you got electrocuted due to your laziness. Joy to the world.

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  • paradoxinsoxs
    13 years ago

    ^win

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  • eastbeast
    9 years ago

    Pissed in the Tree or the pot it was in?

    If you pissed in the Tree you are a wonder. Anyone can piss in a pot.

    Also, is it a real Tree or artificial?

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Yea but I shit on mine

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  • golden_showers
    9 years ago

    the best part of a christmas tree is the way the house smell. you fuct it up.. good job, asshole.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    if you keep on being that lazy I don't see much of a future for you except in diapers.

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  • 777electric
    11 years ago

    Do you decorate it with feces too?

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  • imagirldealwithit123
    11 years ago

    :3 it pxmas!

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  • Wambo37
    11 years ago

    why not ;)

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Is it a actual tree or a fake one? Either way, if you keep doing it it'll start to smell lime urine. People have to put ornaments and lights on the tree, they also have to crawl underneath it to get presents. If you urine on The leaves or the base, people will still come in contact with the residue.

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  • coolio75650932
    11 years ago

    LOL pee is 89% water and trees need water to grow but looks like your on the naughty list this here *tells santa what you did* santa:thank mijit *my eye twitchs* me:YOU MUTHER FUGGIN RED ASH FAQQIT*beat shat out santa* *rudolf burries body*

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    • januarycurse
      8 years ago

      lol are you freaking high

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  • HeyChrisB
    12 years ago

    I do thinks it's normal. Instead of go to the bathroom when I wake up in the middle of the night I pee in the sink because its closer.

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    • Qwerty-qwerty
      12 years ago

      In your case, I'd hate to wash the dishes

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  • Skoldvskmfdm
    12 years ago

    This is my favorite question ever.

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  • shittydaughter
    13 years ago

    Were you drunk!?

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  • Flying_Carpet
    13 years ago

    OMG I am cracking up! IDK why but that was funny xD

    At least you're keeping the tree alive with nutrients in your pee xDD

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  • chickensarethefuture
    13 years ago

    errm this is the crazziest thing ive ever heard. so was it that u didnt make it to the tiolet or is it just sometthing else. you u could get an elctrick shock one da. it could happen

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  • aussiewolf
    13 years ago

    hahahaha @ MercedesBenz.

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  • roxco
    13 years ago

    Use that same tree next xmas! You'll have some explaining to do though about the urine odor you lazy moron!!

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  • NinjaAssasin
    13 years ago

    Wouldn't it smell?

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  • kait_dona_who
    13 years ago

    yeah while it is sort of convenient it isn't something lots of people would go doing plus its probably bad for the tree. just dont get caught.

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