Is it normal to pee in a bottle?

I needed to pee but didn't want to leave my laptop unattended, so I snuck into a nearby stairwell and peed in a bottle.

The bottle is in a paper bag, which I plan to throw in the garbage.

Was that normal?

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Based on 100 votes (42 yes)
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Comments ( 19 )
  • ritts

    I don't know about you, but peeing in a bottle is not an easy thing to do without splash back and or pissing on your clothes.... I'll give you a thumbs up to your accomplishment. And I guess it's normal if you had to go asap, but with the laptop thing..... You do know it's portable right??
    You would have to go for the gold medal by pissing in the urinal while typing about pissing and using your laptop at the same time!
    Oh and do wash yer hands afterwards

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    • fdyd214

      I know it's portable, but that would mean getting disconnected from wifi and having to wait to reconnect.

      I don't compute while pissing, but I will admit to ALWAYS surfing while shitting (I call it craptop'ing)

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      • someonenotkelly

        LOL

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  • ravensuichiro

    i think that was normal..if you peed on your laptop then that would be just wrong!XD

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  • pixie_dust

    u should have pissed in the sink instead

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    • ramrod71

      Do it every day, but in my car at work in the parking garage. Men's room urinals have nothing between, no walls or any thing and REALLY close together. Think the builders of these things must be homo's. Then I dump it out on the other side of the car. Hate the company so it's truly rewarding to dump piss on em. Always extra special too on a day when I can fill the 40 ounce peanut butter jar.

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  • psm45

    Normal...just don't forget about the bottle

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  • MegaDerp

    Your crazy if ur going go pee in a bottle at the stairway then why not just use the toilet

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    However I am reminded of a computer hang out area I use to go to.

    Rumor was, one guy was so attached to his laptop and gaming that he camped out at the center for 3 days straight. It got to the point where people complained about him because his stench was more mobile than he was. Security finally had to pull him away from his computer - and yes he was kicking and screaming.

    Sometimes it's OK to close up the computer to attend to bodily functions.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    technically by going into the stairwell you left your laptop unattended.

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  • Todd'mo

    He didn't want to admit he is in his room and didn't want to walk down the hall.

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  • georgienne

    This made no sense. Why are you in a stairwell with a empty bottle and an immobile laptop, preventing you from leaving for a bathroom.

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    • fdyd214

      I finished drinking my water (which is what made me need to pee in the first place).

      I was studying in an empty classroom, which had a hidden/concealed area at one end of the room which has access to the stairwell.

      The laptop was mobile, but I'd get disconnected from wifi if I went down to the bathroom with it.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

        um wifi isn't a one-use thing. you can reconnect when you're done peeing.

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    Put the bottle in your dad's lunch box.

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    • DanceDancejaz

      I know thats wrong but...............
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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  • noginockr

    So where was your laptop while in the stairwell?

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    • fdyd214

      The stairwell area was part of the room, so I would hear if somebody entered.

      It was also within line-of-sight so I could stick my head outside the stairwell area and see it.

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      • were u on porn :O

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