Is it normal to pat your butt cheeks like you're playing the drums?

Um........Ok.

I would like to watch.

I clap on my legs but never heard of but. I bet we will soon find an individual clapping on his dick in public.

Booty clap or get the fuck out.

That's ASDA price...

LOL

I pat girls breasts primarily.

They make great sound!

I do that on my belly.

Ha! Do you do this In private or in public? Why don't you learn to play for real? Instead of increasing your bum and making those cheeks strong, you could be doing that for your arms! You'd also be learning some mad beats.

OSS this normal? No. No, it isn't. It's very odd... When I think of potential visuals I can't help but chuckle. Or, if you want a more natural instrument that makes you directly use your hands, you can learn to play the congas! (A stable for beatniks and other types of people).

Never my own (even if I had any), but I love drumming on my honey's buns, er drums.