Is it normal to not be forgiven yet for christmas 1998?

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Christmas morning I got up and did my chores and my dad was being a dick and taking forever to get home on purpose so that we had to wait to open our presents even longer. I was already pissed but to make it worse he finally comes in with a basket full of dumb gifts he got for Mom that he demanded I wrap. What a jerk. No gifts for kids in there.

So Christmas happens then in a while we'd eat Christmas dinner. I peed in my dad's milk. He drank it, haha.

Then he started drinking beer and yelling at us and I knew he was trying to make an excuse to leave home so I went outside and took off his license plates so he'd get pulled over.

So as predicted he left and went to the bar and on his way home he got pulled over for no plates and arrested for DUI. He suspected I took his plates and at that point I didn't care so I admitted it but I also said "dad, I also pissed in your milk at dinner so fuck you!"

Pretty much got disowned after that and the whole family has a grudge against me even though dad was such an asshole and deserved every bit of it.

IIN?

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  • Half_Shock
    10 years ago

    You got an alcoholic drunk driving pos off the road, good job.

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  • Rihyae
    9 years ago

    You did the right thing.

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  • angelbee11
    10 years ago

    I hope this actually happened, that's pure gold. Lmao.

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  • imacomputer
    10 years ago

    this was hilarious!!!!!

    I hope it was true!

    I wish I had the balls to fuck with people that messed with me in the past.

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  • Askyouknow
    10 years ago

    Most would imply that Karma is a bitch.

    But I say learn from it and move on there's really nothing more you could do about how they feel about you. Just live your life the way you want to and don't let it affect you if it does talk to them or someone you know could help.

    Ps. If what you say is true you got some balls...YOLO

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    I sometimes take a dump in a bag and then hide it in someone's room

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