Is it normal to need 20 minutes a day to decompose?

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I need at least 20 minutes per day all to myself with peace and quiet so I can decompose and get rid of all the stress. What about you?

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1-2 hours 13
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  • howaminotmyself
    10 years ago | pl

    I hope you mean decompress. Because rotting away each day for any amount of time sounds horrible.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      It's my meditation technique.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        You don't want to decompose. More like "unwind", "Mental repose", "loosening", etc.

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        • shuggy-chan
          10 years ago

          I hear u are in need of loosening >8}

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          • Avant-Garde
            10 years ago

            *Lays down on the tatami mat wearing a kimono*

            "Take me!", AG exclaimed .

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            • robbieforgotpw
              10 years ago

              Oh this is where you are! I thought it was our date night:(

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            • shuggy-chan
              10 years ago

              Oh wait u ment "mentally" ugh, well I don't want to mindfuck u, but maybe I could still blow ur mind. Oh lala

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      • ChaoticBunny
        10 years ago

        I thought you meant decomposing like a corpse O_O

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  • Jeaneathean
    10 years ago

    .......or (re)compose possibly?

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  • Karmasbitch
    10 years ago

    It usually takes me an hour or maybe two to really relieve my stressors.

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago

      Its certainly is great to see you back, Sir. :)

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      • Karmasbitch
        10 years ago

        thank you! It's nice to be back. =]

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  • bananaface
    10 years ago

    Haha! This post is even funnier now it's turned into a guessing game. My first thought was that they're going for "compose" yourself.

    And I'm a banana, so I decompose quicker than everyone else.:/ Although, I must be a magic banana or something, because I've lasted for a whole 18 years without decomposing! I just hope that I don't suffer the same fate as the magic mushroom.o_0

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    • ChaoticBunny
      10 years ago

      Ahaha! You'd make good compost, bananaface :P

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    • Bumblebee2013
      10 years ago

      You don't decompose faster.... You have boxing matches with other banananananas at night!!

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    You mean compose yourself or decompress. Not decompose.

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  • cobyjack
    10 years ago

    lol I do think this site is full of introverts. Once im home for the day I like to stay there so i'd say a few hours.

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  • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja
    10 years ago

    Are you a zombie, then?

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    suprise suprise, over 2hrs wins, this site is full of introverts.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    I never seem to be able to relax, find my inner harmony or whatever else you would like to call it.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      All you need is to take a relaxing dump and your worries will vanish

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      • NotStrangeBird
        10 years ago

        ...Aahhhh I thought I smelled something decomposing.

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      • ChaoticBunny
        10 years ago

        You and your poop. I think you eat too much fibre. Lol Or you abuse laxatives. Hahaha!

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          Turbolax just like Harry gave Lloyd in dumb and dumber

          What are you doing in your profile pic?
          *draws mud in his pants

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          • ChaoticBunny
            10 years ago

            Lol XD I think you need a diaper change! I was just pulling a silly face in my pic. I was not crapping myseld if that's what you think. Haha

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            • robbieforgotpw
              10 years ago

              You are cute but less than 30 right?

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            • ChaoticBunny
              10 years ago

              *Myself

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        I have been doing so very efficiently lately....

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  • Moonbow
    10 years ago

    What an idiot! Learn to use the correct terminology before you ask a question!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Go fuck yourself, it's proper terminology for my meditation technique.

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      • Moonbow
        10 years ago

        Only if your "meditation technique" involves rotting corpses! What are you, a fucking necrophiliac!

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