Is it normal to masturbate with rotten bananas?

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My bestfriend of about 12 years now just told me in confidence that she most nights like to masturbate with bananas, and will continue to use the same one every night of the week and will continue to until the banana is completely black, then she'll eat it claiming that the banana's peel has absorbed the "juices" ... I couldn't help but almost vomit as she told me..thankfully it was over the phone so she couldn't see my reaction but I have to ask. Is this normal...?

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  • Jweezee
    12 years ago

    I hear the black bananas are bigger.

    Yeah, that shit is gross and abnormal.......pickled bananas...ugh.

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    12 years ago

    Absorbed the juices, LOL. Now THAT is hilarious, but gross.

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  • I'mjustme73
    12 years ago

    pics or it didn't happen

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Hmmmm well why not kill two birds with one stone. I love bananas, sex, and eating maybe I should try it...

    Don't knock it till you've tried it, har har

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  • Frosties
    12 years ago

    Your best friend of twelve years told you something in confidence and you put it out on the internet? Your best friend needs a better friend than you!

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    • Justin1015
      12 years ago

      well if she said who it is then yes, she remained anon, so no one knows who it is

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  • HeyMrMe2!
    11 years ago

    Ughh! I can only imagine the nats flying around her who-ha! I bet that is a stinky situation!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    tell her to be careful around monkeys especially gorillas

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    O.O

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  • ShhScribe
    12 years ago

    there's no way this can be healthy.....

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