Is it normal to masturbate with mustard?

For awhile i’ve had a fetish for yellow mustard. The smell, texture, color everything about it turns me on though I’ve always felt ashamed for having such a weird fetish.

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17% Normal
Based on 12 votes (2 yes)
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  • Tommythecaty

    Fuck no it’s not normal, but who am I to talk. I once put a ghost pepper sauce on my nuts to see what would happen.

    DONT.

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  • Grunewald

    That's going to hurt.

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  • Anonnet

    There is a thing called food play, so whether this is normal or not depends entirely on how you frame it. You could say, for instance, that you like to dress your penis as a hotdog for your girl.

    What you actually said was that you like to slather mustard on yourself and beat off, possibly while crying. That's not normal.

    Frame it the right way, though, and this could easily go from "weird and shameful" to "fun and kinky". It's all about willpower.

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  • Wow3986

    Masturbate with bleach like a real man would.

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  • ospry

    It's normal. Mustard smells like female pheramones

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  • DADNSCAL

    Do it however gets you off. Just don't hurt your genitals(m or f) because it has vinegar in it which is acidic.

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  • litelander8

    That has to burn.

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  • Somenormie

    Masturbate with hot sauce

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