Is it normal to masturbate using a vacuum cleaner ??

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I find myself utilizing the family vacuum across and around my genital area to the point of ejaculation, is this ok?

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Based on 49 votes (38 yes)
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  • Faceless
    12 years ago

    Silly carpet, the internets not for your kind.

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  • Jweezee
    12 years ago

    My housekeeper sometimes playfully prods my junk with it when she's vacuuming near me, she's funny like that.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Very adventurous... Just be careful.

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  • johnho
    9 years ago

    Just be careful, it doesn't really suc you off..

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  • assh0le
    12 years ago

    I prefer to masturbate using a dust pan and brush :)

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  • beastie
    12 years ago

    Just don't do it with a Dyson....

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    it would be weird if you didnt turn it on

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  • phoebe8
    12 years ago

    be careful , if your penis gets stuck it'll be hard to explain to the doctor.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    go to the adult store and buy a real sex toy

    of course this also means you'll actually have to be old enough to get IN to the sex store. ...

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