Is it normal to masturbate in the woods?

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I'm not sure why but every time I'm out in a state park or anywhere near the woods I get super horny and I have to get off right then and there. I think may be it's the allure of possibily getting caught. Granted I would never do it if I actually saw kids or other people around. I always go to a spot that's secluded because I'm not a complete creep. Is this normal and has anyone else experienced this?

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Based on 13 votes (10 yes)
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago

    i remember goin deer huntin in the 90s id get bored jerk off & fall asleep

    it was private property though

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  • mauzi
    4 years ago

    "I make love to birds and bees / and masturbate to redwood trees"

    https://youtu.be/RyasBBoQqCA

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Not normal to suddenly get the urge to by the woods, but if you are safe about it, you should be aight.

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  • shuggy-chan
    4 years ago

    If a pervert masturbates in the woods and a bear eats them, does it make a sound?

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  • Toledorwb
    4 years ago

    You might remember this guy from “ to catch a predator “ and “ bad touch from funny uncle “

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  • LloydAsher
    4 years ago

    I thought jacking off in the woods died off with the widespread use of the internet.

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