Is it normal to make out with a tree?

I was watching a movie and this girl was making out with a tree, is it normal to do that in real life?

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23% Normal
Based on 52 votes (12 yes)
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Comments ( 29 )
  • dirtybirdy

    She likes big wood.

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    • EccentricWeird

      You can become a tree.

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    • Handyman

      Or morning wood?

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      • dirtybirdy

        ALL THE WOOD!!

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        • Handyman

          But it must be Hard wood!

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          • dirtybirdy

            It can be made hard tho...by me, of course...

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            • Handyman

              Of course, who else could do it so well?

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  • CreamPuffs

    How? Kissing it I could understand, but both parties require a mouth for making out to occur.

    And why? Trees cannot feel it. It cannot acknowledge your affection. And there is no pleasure in making out with an inanimate object.

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  • youwillgotohell

    You saw it in a movie, so of course it does not happen much irl. Though i have heard of people doing this disturbing stuff, but they are very few, thankfully.

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  • aaaa1234

    Please don't even try that, you'll end up with a nasty infection.

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    • Murun

      Dutch elm disease.

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  • jethro

    It was a movie. I bet it was make believe.

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  • EnglishLad

    This is an actual fetish (one I must admit I do not share) called Dendrophilia. (dendro-tree, philia-love)

    I can't imagine it's all that common.

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  • notreally

    was anything else normal about Molly Shannon's character in Superstar? don't think too hard... also you might just be a vegan who hasn't been activated yet.

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  • S12207

    I couldn't imagine driving down the rd and it being normal to see people making out with trees everywhere lol

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  • VetusRebellioIudaicum

    I make out with walls, trees are alive so yes.

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  • BlackCatsAreAwesome

    I gave a tree a golden shower once.

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  • momomomomo

    Superstar!

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  • itsamistake

    The only movie I saw where a woman was "making out with a tree" was one of the early Evil Dead movies where a woman was raped by a tree or by it's roots, which was utterly ridiculous (like the whole film)

    So no, I would say it is not normal.

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    • theGeriatricAnus

      Tell us more about anuses in the movie.

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  • Zorak

    She must really like that tree.

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  • Murun

    Some tree forks look lots like legs and vulvae.

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  • Honkysaurusrex

    Do you really think it is normal to make out with a tree? You was watching a movie, only a weirdo would actually make out with a tree in real life.

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  • I hug trees but don't have sexual feelings towards them.

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  • yesnomaybeso

    I saw a video on fb about that. people claiming they had sex with nature, kissed trees, and just played with sand and had "orgasms" with it. i can't remember what they called themselves...

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    • Oh my! Were they hippies?

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      • anormalperson

        yeah i watched it too, lost faith in humanity that day

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  • Handyman

    Mostly only the toilet paper part of it.

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  • _ItsScience

    She must've really liked trees.

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