Is it normal to make beeping noises when a fat person walks backwards?

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It doesn't happen often as people generally don't walk backwards, but the first time I seen two people carrying a desk, one on each end with a fat guy walking backwards. Suddenly I pictured a big truck making a beeping sound and driving backwards, and since then I can't help but make that noise in that situation.

It's happened twice now (both at work) and people look at me oddly when I do it. I DON'T do this for comedic effect or to try and be funny. It's almost like an OCD I have.

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  • joybird
    12 years ago

    It's not OCD it's R.U.D.E.

    Would you like it if they started chanting "Anna, Anna, Anorexic!" at you?
    You sound like a right retard! You'd do better to keep your gob shut!

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  • lc1988
    12 years ago

    Fat people have feelings too! I'd punch someone in the face if they did that to me.

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  • wolflord162
    12 years ago

    That's soo funny! Love it

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    lololo laughed my face of xDDDD

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  • myweirdself16
    12 years ago

    this is one of the funniest stories i have read on here XD its rude but hilarious at the same time!

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  • hellostrangers
    12 years ago

    LOL

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I saw this once on family guy!

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    12 years ago

    OK OK, you guys are rights. It's not a disorder or OCD as I can control it. The thing is though, the TEMPTATION to do it is what makes me do it. I just crack up when I see them all insulted, huffing and puffing, then storm out with their jiggly asses. Yeah, I gotta work on that.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I do the same, but only with people i know well.

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  • graphic_nature
    12 years ago

    We've all made fat jokes around our friends or family, but when in public or at work you KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. Otherwise you're just a huge jackass and you KNOW what you're doing, don't blame disorders.

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  • aussiewolf
    12 years ago

    hahahahahah that is hilarious!!!

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  • VsegdaTemnata
    12 years ago

    HAHAHAHAAH that's so great. I work at a store and this obese woman comes in often and she breathes SO heavily cuz of all the fat squeezing her lungs. Fat people are just.. dang. Just damn funny.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Actually, that's a thing that's always interested me; why do they breathe so darn loudly... Mainly only the really fat (obese) people I know do it, but it just irritates me. With the way they're breathing you'd think they've run a marathon or something, but nope, they're just sitting there puffing away. My take is it's all that fat they're lugging around. It'd be like a normal person carrying a tyre or two everywhere, and that takes energy.

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