Is it normal to love god?

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Is it normal that I love god so much? I want to be his gay lover. I feel him watching over me all the time and when I’m naked I feel this connection like no other. I wish he would come down from heaven like Jesus and touch me all over. I’m not gay for men but I just feel really gay for god, I can feel the Holy Spirit hug me in warmth every time I orgasm. IIN?

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Based on 17 votes (5 yes)
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  • charli.m
    5 years ago

    Ffs...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      What does that mean?

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        It's short for "for fucks sake what a loser troll". Look it up.

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  • McBean
    5 years ago

    Pretty cool. Perhaps you would like saintly porn, or a dildo endorsed by Jesus. This could be a new angle to attract a group of mindless followers. Just tell them Hugh Heffner was the last of the great prophets. 👍

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Can you please explain furthur

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      • McBean
        5 years ago

        I enjoy irreverent humor. Did you know the confessionals are telephone booths to God?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          Did you know god is a telephone booth?

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            5 years ago

            A literal telephone booth

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            • McBean
              5 years ago

              You're talking to the wrong guy. I am Agnostic, and think it is dangerous to anyone's mental health to deny randomness anywhere in the universe. Randomness is real; you can test for it mathematically with a Chi Square distribution.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    Satan on South Park is totally gay.

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      Mat Stone and Trey Parker are totally gay too.

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  • chuy
    5 years ago

    Wtf😨🤤

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Do think it’s normal? You put a sick face but also a happy face. I love him so much

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      • chuy
        5 years ago

        Defenetlly not normal

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          I think he should dress up like Saddam Hussein, and offer himself up to South Park Satan, or that Darkness guy from the movie Legend. Legend is like the only Tom Cruise movie I can stand.

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            4 years ago

            Man this is getting embarrassing... what a troll i was with this one, but look at rose with that GOLDEN comment

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            • RoseIsabella
              4 years ago

              Thanks, one must try to make the best of trolls.

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          • chuy
            5 years ago

            Lol

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